
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 19, 2013 12:33am
So in Indiana Jones part 3 (The Last Crusade), Indiana drinks from the cup of Christ, ensuring eternal youth and life. How come in the 4th Indiana Jones (a crappy film with Shia Lebouf), he is old and gray? Wouldn't he be eternally young?

Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 19, 2013 12:43am
Those movies are overrated anyways.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jan 19, 2013 1:45am
Raiders of the Lost Ark is 3 decades old, could be released today and be the best movie of the year. Amazing how well that film has aged.Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.
To answer the question, supposedly Indy would need to stay there in order to keep eternal youth and life. Once you leave, it no longer applies.

tk421
Posts: 8,500
Jan 19, 2013 3:31am
because God is a bastard and there is always a catch?
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 19, 2013 4:48am
That's right, can't cross the seal. Reason why the Knight guarding it was centuries old. He didn't do much guarding, by the way - kind of like, fuck it I'm done.

tk421
Posts: 8,500
Jan 19, 2013 6:41am
he chose poorly

Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jan 19, 2013 7:42am
You're insane!!!!! The newest one of course is an abortion but the rest are awesome.Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.
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Sonofanump
Jan 19, 2013 7:49am
SOAU ratings:
Raiders= 10
Temple= 5
Last Crusade= 8.5
Abortion= 2.5
Raiders= 10
Temple= 5
Last Crusade= 8.5
Abortion= 2.5
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jan 19, 2013 8:04am
I'm such a dork I actually went to the theater at 7:00 a.m. to get tickets for the prime time opening night showing of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.Sonofanump;1369704 wrote:SOAU ratings:
Raiders= 10
Temple= 5
Last Crusade= 8.5
Abortion= 2.5
That was probably the closest I ever came to crying at a movie. I kept looking at my wife with a wink thinking this will get better, it will eventually get better. Then Shia LeBeouf started swinging around with monkeys.

derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Jan 19, 2013 12:40pm
are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...

Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 19, 2013 12:45pm
Raiders was awesome but rest were okay at best.

BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 19, 2013 12:47pm
How did I miss this point? I just thought you couldn't bring the cup past the seal ... damn I really need to start paying attention haha. I also need to stop posting stupid crap when I am drunk, I forgot I wrote this last night! smhderek bomar;1369823 wrote:are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...

Crimson and Gray Hair
Posts: 384
Jan 19, 2013 2:11pm
Posting stupid crap when you're drunk! How did you ever come up with such a brilliant concept(and while you were drunk no less)?
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