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BigAppleBuckeye

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Jan 19, 2013 12:33 AM
So in Indiana Jones part 3 (The Last Crusade), Indiana drinks from the cup of Christ, ensuring eternal youth and life. How come in the 4th Indiana Jones (a crappy film with Shia Lebouf), he is old and gray? Wouldn't he be eternally young?
Jan 19, 2013 12:33am
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Jan 19, 2013 12:43 AM
Those movies are overrated anyways.
Jan 19, 2013 12:43am
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Jan 19, 2013 1:45 AM
Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is 3 decades old, could be released today and be the best movie of the year. Amazing how well that film has aged.

To answer the question, supposedly Indy would need to stay there in order to keep eternal youth and life. Once you leave, it no longer applies.
Jan 19, 2013 1:45am
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Jan 19, 2013 3:31 AM
because God is a bastard and there is always a catch?
Jan 19, 2013 3:31am
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Jan 19, 2013 4:48 AM
That's right, can't cross the seal. Reason why the Knight guarding it was centuries old. He didn't do much guarding, by the way - kind of like, fuck it I'm done.
Jan 19, 2013 4:48am
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tk421

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Jan 19, 2013 6:41 AM
he chose poorly
Jan 19, 2013 6:41am
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Jan 19, 2013 7:42 AM
Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.
You're insane!!!!! The newest one of course is an abortion but the rest are awesome.
Jan 19, 2013 7:42am
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Jan 19, 2013 7:49 AM
SOAU ratings:

Raiders= 10
Temple= 5
Last Crusade= 8.5
Abortion= 2.5
Jan 19, 2013 7:49am
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Jan 19, 2013 8:04 AM
Sonofanump;1369704 wrote:SOAU ratings:

Raiders= 10
Temple= 5
Last Crusade= 8.5
Abortion= 2.5
I'm such a dork I actually went to the theater at 7:00 a.m. to get tickets for the prime time opening night showing of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

That was probably the closest I ever came to crying at a movie. I kept looking at my wife with a wink thinking this will get better, it will eventually get better. Then Shia LeBeouf started swinging around with monkeys.
Jan 19, 2013 8:04am
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Jan 19, 2013 12:40 PM
are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...
Jan 19, 2013 12:40pm
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Trueblue23

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Jan 19, 2013 12:45 PM
Raiders was awesome but rest were okay at best.
Jan 19, 2013 12:45pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Jan 19, 2013 12:47 PM
derek bomar;1369823 wrote:are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...
How did I miss this point? I just thought you couldn't bring the cup past the seal ... damn I really need to start paying attention haha. I also need to stop posting stupid crap when I am drunk, I forgot I wrote this last night! smh
Jan 19, 2013 12:47pm
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Jan 19, 2013 2:11 PM
Posting stupid crap when you're drunk! How did you ever come up with such a brilliant concept(and while you were drunk no less)?

reps
Jan 19, 2013 2:11pm