The "No Shame Court" of picking up girls

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BigAppleBuckeye
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Dec 21, 2009 11:01pm
So whenever my buddy feels compelled to hit on a fat girl, he must state his case to our knucklehead collection of buddies, also known as the "No Shame Court."

The rule is simple: if we approve his request for a "No Shame" clause (we do it Gladiator style, with thumbs up vs thumbs down), he can hit on any girl (regardless of how massive she is) with no repurcussions or ridicule from us.

Just wondering if anyone else does something similar, or if we indeed are the biggest retards on the eastern seaboard ...
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myron pater boswell
Posts: 96
Dec 21, 2009 11:04pm
Yeh, our frat at OU had "No Pride Night," where the guy who picked up the ugliest, fattest girl won the "No Pride" honor. It was a group of 4-5 guys who participated in this, but count me as one of many amused observers of the process.

And there was never a shortage of candidates for "No Pride Night" trolling the sewers of Court Street...
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ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 21, 2009 11:07pm
This is an accepted practice in slump busting irrespective of your retard status.
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darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 22, 2009 12:55am
we don't have a court like this at school...

they should probably start one
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Sage
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Dec 22, 2009 2:28am
myron pater boswell wrote: Yeh, our frat at OU had "No Pride Night," where the guy who picked up the ugliest, fattest girl won the "No Pride" honor. It was a group of 4-5 guys who participated in this, but count me as one of many amused observers of the process.

And there was never a shortage of candidates for "No Pride Night" trolling the sewers of Court Street...
Bro,

You wen't to OU.

You participated in "No Pride Night" every time you fucked an Athens broad.

Just didn't know it.

Sucka.
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Doodle3451
Posts: 58
Dec 22, 2009 2:44am
I don't think we ever really encourage mulligans...although, they are quite fun to talk about the next day!
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Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 22, 2009 2:45am
Good one Sage.

I wonder if I can get a pass on a "No Pride Year"...well, make that 2 years that we were together. That was over 10 years ago. Not proud about it, but I had no pride back then.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Dec 22, 2009 7:06am
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Just wondering if anyone else does something similar, or if we indeed are the biggest retards on the eastern seaboard ...
Don't see how this is an either/or question. :)
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 22, 2009 7:56am
As a fat white chick, I am highly offended by this thread.
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MontyBrunswick
Dec 22, 2009 8:12am
Sage wrote: You wen't to OU.

The word "went" doesn't have an apostrophe in it, dumbass.
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myron pater boswell
Posts: 96
Dec 22, 2009 8:51am
Sage, ccrunner: You guys funn'y!