The "No Shame Court" of picking up girls

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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 21, 2009 11:01 PM
So whenever my buddy feels compelled to hit on a fat girl, he must state his case to our knucklehead collection of buddies, also known as the "No Shame Court."

The rule is simple: if we approve his request for a "No Shame" clause (we do it Gladiator style, with thumbs up vs thumbs down), he can hit on any girl (regardless of how massive she is) with no repurcussions or ridicule from us.

Just wondering if anyone else does something similar, or if we indeed are the biggest retards on the eastern seaboard ...
Dec 21, 2009 11:01pm
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myron pater boswell

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Dec 21, 2009 11:04 PM
Yeh, our frat at OU had "No Pride Night," where the guy who picked up the ugliest, fattest girl won the "No Pride" honor. It was a group of 4-5 guys who participated in this, but count me as one of many amused observers of the process.

And there was never a shortage of candidates for "No Pride Night" trolling the sewers of Court Street...
Dec 21, 2009 11:04pm
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ytownfootball

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Dec 21, 2009 11:07 PM
This is an accepted practice in slump busting irrespective of your retard status.
Dec 21, 2009 11:07pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 22, 2009 12:55 AM
we don't have a court like this at school...

they should probably start one
Dec 22, 2009 12:55am
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Sage

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Dec 22, 2009 2:28 AM
myron pater boswell wrote: Yeh, our frat at OU had "No Pride Night," where the guy who picked up the ugliest, fattest girl won the "No Pride" honor. It was a group of 4-5 guys who participated in this, but count me as one of many amused observers of the process.

And there was never a shortage of candidates for "No Pride Night" trolling the sewers of Court Street...
Bro,

You wen't to OU.

You participated in "No Pride Night" every time you fucked an Athens broad.

Just didn't know it.

Sucka.
Dec 22, 2009 2:28am
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Doodle3451

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Dec 22, 2009 2:44 AM
I don't think we ever really encourage mulligans...although, they are quite fun to talk about the next day!
Dec 22, 2009 2:44am
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Curly J

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Dec 22, 2009 2:45 AM
Good one Sage.

I wonder if I can get a pass on a "No Pride Year"...well, make that 2 years that we were together. That was over 10 years ago. Not proud about it, but I had no pride back then.
Dec 22, 2009 2:45am
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queencitybuckeye

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Dec 22, 2009 7:06 AM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Just wondering if anyone else does something similar, or if we indeed are the biggest retards on the eastern seaboard ...
Don't see how this is an either/or question. :)
Dec 22, 2009 7:06am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 22, 2009 7:56 AM
As a fat white chick, I am highly offended by this thread.
Dec 22, 2009 7:56am
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MontyBrunswick

Dec 22, 2009 8:12 AM
Sage wrote: You wen't to OU.

The word "went" doesn't have an apostrophe in it, dumbass.
Dec 22, 2009 8:12am
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myron pater boswell

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Dec 22, 2009 8:51 AM
Sage, ccrunner: You guys funn'y!
Dec 22, 2009 8:51am