O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Dec 25, 2012 1:18am
Twas the night before Christmas and all over Chatter
Not a poster was stirring, nor a mod, for that matter
The ads were all hung in their banners with care
In hopes that Google Adsense would let them stay there
The members who were on, were up late at night
While visions of meltdowns kept there eyes wide and bright
And Wes Mantooth thinking the coast was all clear
Posted shots of his peen for the world to revere
When out of the fray there arose such a rage
As if Ender himself had been let out his cage
Away to the Basement I flew like a flash
I scrolled through the topics, both mild and brash
The quiet of few posters on this Christmas morn
Gave way to name-calling and borderline porn
And what, to my wondering eyes, should appear
But DeyDurkies's rant about being stuck here.
With a post string that seemed just so crazy and wild
That I knew in a moment he must be a child
More rapid than eagles his curses they came
As he ranted and whined and repeated the same
"Go fuck yourselves," "Fuck you," "It's the mods' fault I'm banned,"
"This place sucks," "All the mods' shit on me was all planned."
Though I tried to explain to him, clear and concise
Why the rules didn't find "Go fuck yourself" nice
His reply was a tantrum and posts to just try
To show some hypocrisy in the explanation why
His examples did range from someone being mean
To someone saying "fuck" to just talking about peen
Elsewhere on the site, posters discussed the prez
And why we should or shouldn't all like what he says
Then Belly decided to post something insightful:
"Ilb sldk k jahsliduhf skj lpiod asd vrudslij."
GoChiefs picked a fight with the last from Wayne County
Pro football fans argued about the claim of the Saints bounty
I heard ETB claim as he left for the night,
"Talk about my sister and black guys, and we're gonna fight."
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
Not a poster was stirring, nor a mod, for that matter
The ads were all hung in their banners with care
In hopes that Google Adsense would let them stay there
The members who were on, were up late at night
While visions of meltdowns kept there eyes wide and bright
And Wes Mantooth thinking the coast was all clear
Posted shots of his peen for the world to revere
When out of the fray there arose such a rage
As if Ender himself had been let out his cage
Away to the Basement I flew like a flash
I scrolled through the topics, both mild and brash
The quiet of few posters on this Christmas morn
Gave way to name-calling and borderline porn
And what, to my wondering eyes, should appear
But DeyDurkies's rant about being stuck here.
With a post string that seemed just so crazy and wild
That I knew in a moment he must be a child
More rapid than eagles his curses they came
As he ranted and whined and repeated the same
"Go fuck yourselves," "Fuck you," "It's the mods' fault I'm banned,"
"This place sucks," "All the mods' shit on me was all planned."
Though I tried to explain to him, clear and concise
Why the rules didn't find "Go fuck yourself" nice
His reply was a tantrum and posts to just try
To show some hypocrisy in the explanation why
His examples did range from someone being mean
To someone saying "fuck" to just talking about peen
Elsewhere on the site, posters discussed the prez
And why we should or shouldn't all like what he says
Then Belly decided to post something insightful:
"Ilb sldk k jahsliduhf skj lpiod asd vrudslij."
GoChiefs picked a fight with the last from Wayne County
Pro football fans argued about the claim of the Saints bounty
I heard ETB claim as he left for the night,
"Talk about my sister and black guys, and we're gonna fight."
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Dec 25, 2012 1:31am
tl;dr
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 25, 2012 7:18am
Even Belly can rhyme.O-Trap;1350538 wrote:
Then Belly decided to post something insightful:
"Ilb sldk k jahsliduhf skj lpiod asd vrudslij."
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 25, 2012 9:38am
Meh
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Dec 25, 2012 10:09am
Reps when I can.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 25, 2012 12:26pm
That was very good!
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 25, 2012 12:56pm
Go fuck yourself wanker
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Dec 25, 2012 2:34pm
Lol'd at the belly part
F
fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Dec 25, 2012 3:41pm
A+++
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Dec 25, 2012 5:49pm
Well done.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 25, 2012 6:10pm
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;1350624 wrote:Lol'd at the belly part
^^^This!!!
Would Read Again !!!
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 25, 2012 11:07pm
The old rhymes are buzzing
With adsense on the shelf
Merry Xmas you ass holes
Now go fuck your self.
With adsense on the shelf
Merry Xmas you ass holes
Now go fuck your self.
mtp2013
Posts: 783
Dec 25, 2012 11:08pm
Wait...WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE POEM?!?!??? :@
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 25, 2012 11:56pm
Threadbomber is lookingDevils Advocate;1350800 wrote:The old rhymes are buzzing
With adsense on the shelf
Merry Xmas you ass holes
Now go fuck your self.
On us down from hell
Now be a good boy
And go fuck yoursmelf
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 26, 2012 1:05am
mtp2013;1350802 wrote:Wait...WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE POEM?!?!??? :@
Who are you anyway???
mtp2013
Posts: 783
Dec 26, 2012 1:29am
^^Poster of the century.
mtp2013
Posts: 783
Dec 26, 2012 1:31am
ccrunner609;1350812 wrote:Because you are kind of a big deal
FIFY
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Dec 26, 2012 1:40am
Thanks for staying in character! I love it!DeyDurkie5;1350608 wrote:Go fuck yourself wanker
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Dec 26, 2012 1:43am
Ran out of room.mtp2013;1350802 wrote:Wait...WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE POEM?!?!??? :@
Don't worry. You're good for a few punchlines. Maybe next year.
T
Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 27, 2012 5:08pm
didn't really get it.