Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Dec 21, 2012 2:12am
...before the world ends.
I'll start.
Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.
I'll start.
Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.
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ThePatriot
Posts: 166
Dec 21, 2012 5:57am
Who's bffs with their first cousin!?
Did you get kicked out of school for cheating? That's serious chit in the world of academia.
Did you get kicked out of school for cheating? That's serious chit in the world of academia.
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Dec 21, 2012 6:30am
That was the most confusing thing I've ever read
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 21, 2012 8:47am
Not at MTA Motor Truck Driver Academy. (which is actually a step up from Akron Univ)ThePatriot;1348434 wrote:Did you get kicked out of school for cheating? That's serious chit in the world of academia.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 21, 2012 8:59am
I said a cuss word 8 weeks ago
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Dec 21, 2012 9:12am
I was my cousins best man over his 3 brothers. We were a year apart and best friends.ThePatriot;1348434 wrote:Who's bffs with their first cousin!?
.
Never fucked his gf though.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 21, 2012 9:16am
My life is one giant sin....I don't even know where to begin
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2012 9:17am
I'd start by signing away your rights as a parent.wes_mantooth;1348505 wrote:My life is one giant sin....I don't even know where to begin
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 21, 2012 9:22am
I tried to give him away....little shit just keeps showing up at the house.GoChiefs;1348506 wrote:I'd start by signing away your rights as a parent.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 21, 2012 9:25am
Quit feeding him...he'll go away.wes_mantooth;1348510 wrote:I tried to give him away....little shit just keeps showing up at the house.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2012 9:28am
And trying to get him laid.Tiernan;1348515 wrote:Quit feeding him...he'll go away.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 21, 2012 9:31am
lol, it is funny when I embarrass him with that stuff. He is the opposite of me...very quiet and respectfulGoChiefs;1348516 wrote:And trying to get him laid.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 21, 2012 9:43am
And he probably gets a ton of puss; he's obviously going to be shy about it around youwes_mantooth;1348519 wrote:He is the opposite of me...very cool
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 21, 2012 9:53am
yeah, I know that angle...but I think he lacks the game. Who knows though...SportsAndLady;1348525 wrote:And he probably gets a ton of puss; he's obviously going to be shy about it around you
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 21, 2012 9:54am
Pick6;1348413 wrote:...before the world ends.
I'll start.
Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.
What the hell? Lol Are you going to move on to married women?
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 21, 2012 9:55am
I drove 59 mph in a 55 for about 45 miles yesterday.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 21, 2012 10:04am
Pick 6, I'm not sure if you are confessing or bragging.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 21, 2012 10:05am
Sometimes chicks dig thatwes_mantooth;1348530 wrote:yeah, I know that angle...but I think he lacks the game. Who knows though...
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ThePatriot
Posts: 166
Dec 21, 2012 10:07am
Yeah, but aren't you from Dover?bases_loaded;1348503 wrote:I was my cousins best man over his 3 brothers. We were a year apart and best friends.
Never ****ed his gf though.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 21, 2012 10:09am
I am a perfect angel.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 21, 2012 10:11am
no commentFab4Runner;1348545 wrote:I am a perfect angel.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 21, 2012 10:11am
One time I handed a shot of Wild Turkey to a friend who was already partially intoxicated. I had pissed in over half of the shot glass.
Save me.
Save me.
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cat_lover
Posts: 2,388
Dec 21, 2012 10:18am
I enjoyed the movie The Grey.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 21, 2012 10:20am
I refuse to hook up with girls with BFs, because I think karma will bite me in the ass and it will happen to me. I won't feel bad for you at all if you get in a serious relationship and the girl cheats on you. You would obviously deserve what was coming.Pick6;1348413 wrote:...before the world ends.
I'll start.
Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.
Anyway, did you fail your class or not?
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 21, 2012 10:33am
Anyway I am no angel.
-I once lied to a prof my frosh year of college that I had a family "emergency" (I told him that my deceased grandfather was in the hospital), to get out of an exam and buy an extra week of studying.
-JR year in college my friends and I found a great house and location to live in for senior year. The real estate agent set up a meet up time for us to sign the lease and everything. When time came to sign the lease the agent wouldn't pick up her phone. We become suspicious and drove by the house only to see the fucking agent handing out leases to a group of girls. Even though the girls probably had no idea what they had done, we hated them and we vowed revenge. Fast forward to senior year, any time we came home from the bars we made sure to hold in our piss, and since that house was on the way to our house we would always piss on their house, and their car door handles, etc. It gets worse for them. I had a friend unbeknownst to me who was friends with those girls. She took my friend and I to a party at that specific house LOL. So, when I went to the bathroom there I made sure to piss all over the bathroom...mirror, shower, sink, etc. My friend did the same. Yes, we are assholes. I started dating a girl a few months after that, and she happened to be in the same sorority as one of the girls who lived in that house. I actually became decent friends with that girl, and we still talk from time to time. She will NEVER know about what my friends and I did.
-I cheated on numerous exams. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.
I have others I might or might not confess to, but to be fair my "sins" (LOL), are child's play compared to my friends.
-I once lied to a prof my frosh year of college that I had a family "emergency" (I told him that my deceased grandfather was in the hospital), to get out of an exam and buy an extra week of studying.
-JR year in college my friends and I found a great house and location to live in for senior year. The real estate agent set up a meet up time for us to sign the lease and everything. When time came to sign the lease the agent wouldn't pick up her phone. We become suspicious and drove by the house only to see the fucking agent handing out leases to a group of girls. Even though the girls probably had no idea what they had done, we hated them and we vowed revenge. Fast forward to senior year, any time we came home from the bars we made sure to hold in our piss, and since that house was on the way to our house we would always piss on their house, and their car door handles, etc. It gets worse for them. I had a friend unbeknownst to me who was friends with those girls. She took my friend and I to a party at that specific house LOL. So, when I went to the bathroom there I made sure to piss all over the bathroom...mirror, shower, sink, etc. My friend did the same. Yes, we are assholes. I started dating a girl a few months after that, and she happened to be in the same sorority as one of the girls who lived in that house. I actually became decent friends with that girl, and we still talk from time to time. She will NEVER know about what my friends and I did.
-I cheated on numerous exams. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.
I have others I might or might not confess to, but to be fair my "sins" (LOL), are child's play compared to my friends.