Is there anything funnier than jokes about "macaque?"

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Dec 5, 2012 7:39 AM
I mean seriously. Macaque jokes are great. We were watching Nat Geo Wild last night and macaque are mischievous little buggers.

But I couldn't stop laughing when they would say things like "macaque generally don't come out during the day."

My kids didn't get the joke, thankfully.

Give me your best macaque jokes!

Dec 5, 2012 7:39am
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Dec 5, 2012 7:47 AM
SnotBubbles;1336695 wrote: Give me your best macaque jokes!


Your mom.
Dec 5, 2012 7:47am
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SportsAndLady

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Dec 5, 2012 8:39 AM
This is the stupidest god damn thread I've ever put my words on
Dec 5, 2012 8:39am
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Dec 5, 2012 8:40 AM
Why did the macaque cross the road?

Because Dusty Baker wore out his arm.
Dec 5, 2012 8:40am
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Dec 5, 2012 9:46 AM
SportsAndLady;1336721 wrote:This is the stupidest god damn thread I've ever put my words on
You got something against macaque? You mad because you've never petted macaque? Or are you mad because your mom loves macaque? Please be honest about macaque.
Dec 5, 2012 9:46am
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Dec 5, 2012 9:51 AM
SnotBubbles;1336738 wrote:You got something against macaque? You mad because you've never petted macaque? Or are you mad because your mom loves macaque? Please be honest about macaque.
Pretty sure ETB loves Yourcaque
Dec 5, 2012 9:51am
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Dec 5, 2012 9:52 AM
I think I just died a little,,,
Dec 5, 2012 9:52am
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SnotBubbles

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Dec 5, 2012 10:01 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1336741 wrote:Pretty sure ETB loves Yourcaque
That doesn't make any sense at all. Yourcaque...psh....
Dec 5, 2012 10:01am
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Tiernan

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Dec 5, 2012 10:11 AM
Waht do you get when you cross a macaque with a dog?

...wait for it



a Caquerspaniel.
Dec 5, 2012 10:11am
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Dec 5, 2012 1:29 PM
What did they call the macaque who was singing "You Are So Beautiful?"

...wait for it

Joe Caquer
Dec 5, 2012 1:29pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 5, 2012 2:02 PM
What do you call it when monkeys start an annoying dance craze?

wait for it...

The Macquacarena
Dec 5, 2012 2:02pm
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Dec 5, 2012 6:55 PM
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