Maine man gets 5 days in jail for smacking wife with his penis

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Nov 26, 2012 3:33 PM
This is the first penis-slapping story to make headlines in quite some time. In June 2011, an Illinois jury awarded Ashley Alford $95 million after her boss smacked her in the head with his manhood at the furniture rental store where they both worked. He also threw her to the floor, tore open her blouse, [adsense] and [adsense] on her.

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/337602#ixzz2DMbYlvCX
Whoa.
Nov 26, 2012 3:33pm
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Just Ain't Care

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Nov 26, 2012 3:44 PM
I went to school in Maine, this isn't that bad. When i was in school a man was jailed for raping a horse with a baseball bat.
Nov 26, 2012 3:44pm
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Rotinaj

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Nov 26, 2012 3:47 PM
justincredible;1329752 wrote:Whoa.
That chick is pretty hot. Also, the guys name is Dick Moore who did it too her.
Nov 26, 2012 3:47pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 26, 2012 5:05 PM
I wish my penis was long enough to be able to slap somebody.
Nov 26, 2012 5:05pm
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gut

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Nov 26, 2012 5:15 PM
That Ashley Alford was pretty hot.

But me thinks there's more to that story. She tolerated that for a year? And how is what he did not rape (technically, no, but I assume that's some form of sexual assault)?

Get a new job - something fishy about hanging around that long as things got progressively worse. And, sorry, but a $95M jury award in this case is just as obscene as any act the perv committed.
Nov 26, 2012 5:15pm
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Tiernan

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Nov 26, 2012 5:27 PM
She's $95 Million x hotter now.
Nov 26, 2012 5:27pm
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MontyBrunswick

Nov 26, 2012 8:05 PM
ccrunner609;1329912 wrote:SMH
Nov 26, 2012 8:05pm
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Rotinaj

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Nov 26, 2012 8:23 PM
Is that a Monet in the background?
Nov 26, 2012 8:23pm
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like_that

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Nov 26, 2012 8:41 PM
[LEFT]"And just this August, a drunk Miami University student allegedly [/LEFT]threatened[LEFT] to slap a police officer in the face with his penis after being arrested for public intoxication."

LOL, i forgot about that.[/LEFT]
Nov 26, 2012 8:41pm