...and I'm not going to kill myself.

Reps appreciated.

I don't drink very often anymore. Fuck off.

Anyone else getting blasted on Thanksgiving Eve?

Don't kill yourself.

Don't kill yourself

Don't kill yourself

like_that;1326714 wrote:Don't kill yourself.

ZWICK 4 PREZ;1326744 wrote:Don't kill yourself

brutus161;1326745 wrote:Don't kill yourself

Don't listen to these guys.

Kill yourself

How drunj are you?

ccrunner609;1326776 wrote:Snot dont kill yourself.....there will only be 7 poeople left around here

Wasn't funny the first 176 times you used it either.

Kill yourself.

GoChiefs;1326796 wrote:Wasn't funny the first 176 times you used either.

The mods are salty around here. This place is going the way of JJ slowly but surely.

Shmammered tonight. Lots of beers and breakfast shots after my show tonight. The only thing that would have made the night better is if my wife didn't pass out early.

ThePatriot;1326824 wrote:The mods are salty around here. This place is going the way of JJ slowly but surely.

lol bitter dipshit is bitter.

Also I can still taste the "crust" from my pumking.

sherm03;1326831 wrote:Shmammered tonight. Lots of beers and breakfast shots after my show tonight. The only thing that would have made the night better is if my wife didn't pass out early.

What are breakfast shots?

By far I'm one of the most stupid. Running a 5 mile turkey trot at 8AM.

609- If your daughter tries passing me, I'm gonna trip her.

said_aouita;1326839 wrote:By far I'm one of the most stupid. Running a 5 mile turkey trot at 8AM.

609- If your daughter tries passing me, I'm gonna trip her.

Hold on. I thought tripping was over the line but "unintentional" elbows while trying to jockey for position were fine.

Besides, I'm assuming she's not that tall so an elbow right to the face would send a message Ron Artest style.

sherm03;1326831 wrote:The only thing that would have made the night better is if my wife didn't pass out early.

Why should that matter. Wake her up next time.

Commander of Awesome;1326833 wrote:What are breakfast shots?

1/2 shot of Jameson mixed with 1/2 shot of Butterscotch schnapps. Chase it down with a shot of orange juice. Tastes like maple syrup and orange juice.

Sonofanump;1326862 wrote:Why should that matter. Wake her up next time.

Tried that. Did not work.

sherm03;1326950 wrote:Tried that. Did not work.

Who said she has to be awake?

ccrunner609;1326954 wrote:Hey what did you run? I ran with the wife at 44:17

Finish line had me at 38:13.
Tried moving up some at the starting line this year but was still crazy packed the first half mile or so. Probably took me 20-30 seconds just to cross the starting line and start walking/running the first 50 meters.

Didn't get to see the leaders at the turn around either damn it.

Mike Conley and his brats were right in front of me.


*Pretty cool Jason Newport (former teammate at Malone) is still tearing it up as an old fella. He ran like low 27's. Amazing what clean living with hard training does even for old fellas.

Fly4Fun;1326852 wrote:Hold on. I thought tripping was over the line but "unintentional" elbows while trying to jockey for position were fine.

I have really long arms with sharp elbows. It would be bad karma to take out some Junior High kid with an elbow. (lol) Tripping hopefully they just stumble.

Plus with the mass of people in this race it would have been easy to make it look like an accidental tripping.

Update please.