Looking to buy a Woman

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Tiernan
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Nov 16, 2012 4:07pm
I'm kinda tired of the one I got and considering upgrading. Would you go "New" (completely unknown) or "Pre Owned" (someone one of your buddies already did and dumped but you thought was hot)?

I really don't want to go the "Used" route and get back with something from the past, you are just reopening old cans of worms. "New" always costs alot more on the front end with all the wining & dining so I'm kinda leaning towards a "Pre Owned" that has made it clear to me she's ready for a spin. A little mileage but the chassis is still in great shape for the model year.
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James Gatz
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Nov 16, 2012 7:57pm
Backpage.com
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said_aouita
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Nov 16, 2012 8:32pm
You can buy Algerian chicks missing limbs really cheap.
Probably even get a bulk deal.
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Pick6
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Nov 16, 2012 9:23pm
You get can those Russian mail-orders for a decent price.
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oletiger
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Nov 16, 2012 9:27pm
im willing to buy her at scrap price
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said_aouita
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Nov 16, 2012 9:53pm
ccrunner609;1321872 wrote:buy American. don't get the ones made in China
Unless you like pedicures.
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tk421
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Nov 16, 2012 10:10pm
or soapy massages.


google it, you know you want to.
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Devils Advocate
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Nov 16, 2012 10:23pm
http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?2597-Hot-Girl-Wanted....will-trade

Milage is a bit high, but it might still be a good ride.
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said_aouita
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Nov 17, 2012 5:20am
Mee'ah rik'e happy indings!




Looks legit.
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Tiernan
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Nov 17, 2012 8:17am
Why do all 4 of them already look pissed off?