Busted for masturbating in Starbucks restroom

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password
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Nov 3, 2012 1:54pm
Not sure if this is good or bad for business, but I will keep an eye out for any hot women drinking Starbucks coffee in the future. Granted the woman busted was a crackwhore and ugly, but you never know what is going on in the womans bathroom when you are at Starbucks.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/11/crack-whore-busted-for-masturbating-in-starbucks-while-high-on-crack-cocaine/


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Nov 3, 2012 5:30pm
I promise you, you won't see any hot women doing this in Starbucks.
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sleeper
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Nov 3, 2012 5:38pm
Only in the SEC..
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said_aouita
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Nov 3, 2012 6:35pm
Does she have a lazy eye? Reminds me of Devils "Oo" thread.

Hmm, I think I heard masturbating causes blindness. Can it also cause lazy eyes?
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password
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Nov 3, 2012 7:49pm
Scarlet_Buckeye;1311210 wrote:I promise you, you won't see any hot women doing this in Starbucks.
What coffee shop would you go to, if you wanted to find hot women doing this?
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Sonofanump
Nov 3, 2012 10:15pm
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Nov 3, 2012 11:01pm
Sonofanump;1311729 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Nov 4, 2012 12:28am
Sonofanump;1311729 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
If I said you were ugly, would it phase you?
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Nov 4, 2012 4:10am
Sonofanump;1311729 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Do you have a lazy eye?
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Sonofanump
Nov 4, 2012 8:18am
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
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Nov 4, 2012 8:44am