Devils Advocate
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Oct 16, 2012 1:10pm
Bring on the Orange ones baby!
Discuss:
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 16, 2012 1:42pm
Pink Pill - shape shift into bank tellers or armored car guards and steal lots of money every day. I'd all turn into celebrities and bang hot bitches.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Oct 16, 2012 1:50pm
This.Raw Dawgin' it;1296607 wrote:Pink Pill - shape shift into bank tellers or armored car guards and steal lots of money every day. I'd all turn into celebrities and bang hot bitches.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 16, 2012 1:55pm
I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Oct 16, 2012 1:55pm
Let's see..
Yellow: People's thoughts are probably pretty boring.
Green: Flying has potential. Would make commuting easier but since I'm not going to become a superhero I'm not sure how useful it'd be.
Blue: Hell no, I'm not planning on living just to 37.
Orange: Not useful enough comparatively.
Red: I have a smartphone already.
Pink: Espionage, being able to fuck with people, and turning into Brooklyn Decker just to play with myself. Yes please.
Grey: Love is overrated. I don't need clingy people.
Black: Probably the second-most useful, as I'd be able to go into private and know sports scores and lottery numbers without too much hassle.
I'm going pink as well.
Yellow: People's thoughts are probably pretty boring.
Green: Flying has potential. Would make commuting easier but since I'm not going to become a superhero I'm not sure how useful it'd be.
Blue: Hell no, I'm not planning on living just to 37.
Orange: Not useful enough comparatively.
Red: I have a smartphone already.
Pink: Espionage, being able to fuck with people, and turning into Brooklyn Decker just to play with myself. Yes please.
Grey: Love is overrated. I don't need clingy people.
Black: Probably the second-most useful, as I'd be able to go into private and know sports scores and lottery numbers without too much hassle.
I'm going pink as well.
SnotBubbles
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Oct 16, 2012 1:59pm
Grey pill and I'd move to Hollywood. Rich and famous by default.
FatHobbit
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Oct 16, 2012 2:01pm
I wonder if that counts as using the power publicly? I was thinking I would use it in my own home and then make the investments but on second thought maybe that would cause the hassle. I don't want any more hassle than I already have.FatHobbit;1296622 wrote:I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 16, 2012 2:02pm
Imagine the sex tapes you could make. Especially if you could combine it with the pink pill and shape shift into Tommy Lee.SnotBubbles;1296630 wrote:Grey pill and I'd move to Hollywood. Rich and famous by default.
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Oct 16, 2012 2:08pm
I agree that Pink and Black seem to be at the top of the list. If I'm going to take the green pill I would at least want to live in somewhere with great weather year around for good flying conditions (not Ohio).
SnotBubbles
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Oct 16, 2012 2:14pm
I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.FatHobbit;1296639 wrote:Imagine the sex tapes you could make. Especially if you could combine it with the pink pill and shape shift into Tommy Lee.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 16, 2012 2:15pm
You should pace yourself a little. In ten years they will all be old and you're gonna wish you saved some of that for later.SnotBubbles;1296656 wrote:I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 16, 2012 2:23pm
Didn't think of this - this is a solid point. Gray pill has some serious upside too. Although, pink pill is daily, i'd much rather have the daily optionSnotBubbles;1296656 wrote:I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Oct 16, 2012 2:30pm
This. Other pills are subject to being mitigated by someone else on the same pill (like the yellow could be profitable for poker, the grey pill might score you Keira Knightley, but hundred of others thinking the same thing meaning Keira ends up a whore and you're all losers).FatHobbit;1296622 wrote:I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
I was thinking lottery with the black pill, but then you share the prize with millions every day. But same with stocks - if you are slow to take the pill or act on the info, there's nothing to gain.
So, in fact, the only winning choice might is the pink pill. For those who say orange, well I could shape-shift into a pot smoker for a max of 4 hrs a day, which beats your 3 hours.
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gut
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Oct 16, 2012 2:33pm
Pink pill trumps all. You can even shape-shift to spy on board meetings and then act on the insider info you gather to profit.
like_that
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Oct 16, 2012 2:45pm
Yellow or red for me.
Yellow would make it easier to pick up women. Red would allow me to pwn people on informational bets, or allow me to cheat on exams/tests/etc. Red would also allow me to be that know it all bundle of information asshole at the party.
Yellow would make it easier to pick up women. Red would allow me to pwn people on informational bets, or allow me to cheat on exams/tests/etc. Red would also allow me to be that know it all bundle of information asshole at the party.
said_aouita
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Oct 16, 2012 6:28pm
So could grey. Have some fun and sell a few videos.ccrunner609;1296821 wrote:Pink or black can make someone really rich.
justincredible
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Oct 16, 2012 6:32pm
I could make a shit ton of money with yellow or pink. I could get a lot of *adsense* with yellow.
Yellow.
Yellow.
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gut
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Oct 16, 2012 7:02pm
Why buy the video when I could buy the pill and get the direct experience?said_aouita;1296849 wrote:So could grey. Have some fun and sell a few videos.
That's what makes pink so great. If someone used the grey pill on her, I could shape-shift into them for 2 hours and have my fun. This debate is really no contest.
tk421
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Oct 16, 2012 7:57pm
Pink pill, defintely. Probably spend most of my time as some hot celeb woman.
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gut
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Oct 16, 2012 8:18pm
You're doing it wrong.tk421;1296892 wrote:Pink pill, defintely. Probably spend most of my time as some hot celeb woman.
tk421
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Oct 16, 2012 8:32pm
a hot famous women, you wouldn't want to see what it was like? Lesbian action in person, I sure would.
Laley23
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Oct 16, 2012 8:40pm
You're doing it wrong. Quit making it so technical lol. Just have fun with the options.gut;1296905 wrote:You're doing it wrong.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Oct 16, 2012 11:20pm
I don't have any desire to have things inside of me, no. Nor have I ever fantasized about having a sex change.tk421;1296913 wrote:a hot famous women, you wouldn't want to see what it was like? Lesbian action in person, I sure would.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 17, 2012 1:33pm
Still think being able to make any chick fall in love with you could be more prosperous in the long run. Touch one old rich bitch who's on her death bed and have it made.
Nine pills left for the most beautiful chicks in the world.
Winner.
Nine pills left for the most beautiful chicks in the world.
Winner.