Many benefits of beer

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said_aouita
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Sep 20, 2012 10:54am
You can thwart robbers with beer.

Police: Video shows store clerk using beer cans to thwart would-be robbery


http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/store-clerk-uses-beer-cans-run-would-be-robber/nSGGg/
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Sep 20, 2012 11:05am
said_aouita;1275862 wrote:You can thwart robbers with beer.


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http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/store-clerk-uses-beer-cans-run-would-be-robber/nSGGg/
What a waste of beer... Soda cans would have done the same thing.
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Speedofsand
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Sep 20, 2012 11:17am
That's alcohol abuse. Also next to The First Turn bar. WTH is this doing on a minor league Ohio website?
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said_aouita
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Sep 20, 2012 1:21pm
At least he used a shitty beer.


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Speedofsand
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Sep 20, 2012 1:31pm
It was Natural Ice beer.
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Sep 20, 2012 1:32pm
4 posts in and the beer snobs are out.

Bud Light is the best beer on the market. Bar none.
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QuakerOats
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Sep 20, 2012 5:17pm
sleeper;1276020 wrote:4 posts in and the beer snobs are out.

Bud Light is the best beer on the market. Bar none.

It is if you like foamy water.
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Sep 20, 2012 5:20pm
QuakerOats;1276241 wrote:It is if you like foamy water.
It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.
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Crimson streak
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Sep 20, 2012 5:23pm
I'd say bud is the most bang for your buck but definitely not the greatest beer. I do love those platinums though
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said_aouita
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Sep 21, 2012 6:43am
sleeper;1276243 wrote:It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.
OK but first define Greatest. Assuming your "greatest" has nothing to do with taste?
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Sep 21, 2012 9:37am
said_aouita;1276455 wrote:OK but first define Greatest. Assuming your "greatest" has nothing to do with taste?
There is no caveat. There is no exception. Bud Light is the greatest beer ever made.
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Sep 21, 2012 9:59am
sleeper;1276243 wrote:It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.
Didn't even get bronze in it's own category at the GABF.

http://www.greatamericanbeerfestival.com/the-competition/winners/past-winners/
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Sep 21, 2012 10:16am
BORIStheCrusher;1276570 wrote:Didn't even get bronze in it's own category at the GABF.

http://www.greatamericanbeerfestival.com/the-competition/winners/past-winners/
Oh you mean it didn't win gold prize at a beer snobs convention? Spare me.
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Sep 21, 2012 11:29am
sleeper;1276584 wrote:Oh you mean it didn't win gold prize at a beer snobs convention? Spare me.
It's a blind taste test, going up against other american light lagers such as Miller lite, PBR, ect. Has nothing to do with being snobby, simply judges who know the style that think it sucks.
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Sep 21, 2012 11:41am
BORIStheCrusher;1276648 wrote:It's a blind taste test, going up against other american light lagers such as Miller lite, PBR, ect. Has nothing to do with being snobby, simply judges who know the style that think it sucks.
Judges in a beer competition are usually the beer snobs that I'm talking about. Because of its unique taste and clean finish, a combination difficult to replicate in taste and quality, beer snobs know they are drinking bud light.

It's all about marketing. Beer snobs typically have no life other than convincing other's their preference for beer is inferior to some obscure beer located in a place that no one has heard of.
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sleeper
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Sep 21, 2012 11:42am
These links will upset the beer snobs. Cue the false analogy of "Well if you use selling than you think McDonald's hamburgers must be the best hamburger".

It's EZ.
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Sep 21, 2012 11:43am
sleeper;1276672 wrote:Beer snobs typically have no life other than convincing other's their preference for beer is inferior to some obscure beer located in a place that no one has heard of.
Like Michigan or Ohio even.