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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 9, 2012 12:12am
Just came from Scioto Downs; did pretty well considering I'm an amateur. Any good tips out there on how to win more?
ernest_t_bass
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Sep 9, 2012 12:22am
I just came down on your mom's Scioto.
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 9, 2012 1:23am
Let's go to the basement troll. Go start a thread about my mom. Then I'll send this thread down. It's dead there. Let's do it.
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sportchampps
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Sep 9, 2012 2:46am
Have a rich uncle who used to own race horses. He would tell us which horse was shot up and would win. I think they have cracked down more this year as more long shots are winning.
said_aouita
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Sep 9, 2012 5:29am
Roll an old drunk guy.Steel Valley Football;1265136 wrote: Any good tips out there on how to win more?
Rotinaj
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Sep 9, 2012 7:31am
I just put 10gs on the longshot to win everytime. Im currently living in a van down by the river.
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sportchampps
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Sep 9, 2012 8:14am
Horse racing in Ohio was super corrupt. When my uncle owned the horses he pretty much knew who would win what races. I know sometimes he knew which horses had just been given steroids what horses had pieces of sponge up their noses and also when the jockeys had decided to let someone on a bad streak win. This was a few years ago when this all went down so I'm not sure it's still like that. I think they banned one of Ohios most known jockeys David hawk from racing for cheating.
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 9, 2012 10:23am
sportchampps;1265182 wrote:Horse racing in Ohio was super corrupt. When my uncle owned the horses he pretty much knew who would win what races. I know sometimes he knew which horses had just been given steroids what horses had pieces of sponge up their noses and also when the jockeys had decided to let someone on a bad streak win. This was a few years ago when this all went down so I'm not sure it's still like that. I think they banned one of Ohios most known jockeys David hawk from racing for cheating.
This I can believe. I dated a girl for four years whose dad was a breeder. We would go to Northfield and he'd go down to the stalls for thirty minutes prior to the start and come back and put 2-3 grand on certain horses and win almost every one. It was crazy. When you say steroids, I assume you mean like Lasix. He used to talk about that.
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Sep 10, 2012 6:42pm
I go to Keeneland a couple times every fall and spring and have never come out on top. Next spring I'll be going to the Derby.
said_aouita
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Sep 10, 2012 7:13pm
Keep your money and wait until the casino opens in about a month.Steel Valley Football;1265136 wrote:Just came from Scioto Downs; did pretty well considering I'm an amateur. Any good tips out there on how to win more?
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 10, 2012 7:21pm
Gamble less.Steel Valley Football;1265136 wrote:Just came from Scioto Downs; did pretty well considering I'm an amateur. Any good tips out there on how to win more?
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 10, 2012 7:57pm
said_aouita;1267179 wrote:Keep your money and wait until the casino opens in about a month.
What if I want to bet the horses at the casino?
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 10, 2012 8:19pm
I Wear Pants;1267185 wrote:Gamble less.
I know this one:
"What Ohio State has been since 2004?"
said_aouita
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Sep 10, 2012 8:21pm
Hopefully you win enough from the roulette tables to cover the ponies .Steel Valley Football;1267229 wrote:What if I want to bet the horses at the casino?
ernest_t_bass
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Sep 10, 2012 8:32pm
said_aouita;1267248 wrote:Hopefully you win enough from the roulette tables to cover the ponies .
Russian roulette?
said_aouita
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Sep 10, 2012 8:58pm
If you like the odds, go for it.ernest_t_bass;1267260 wrote:Russian roulette?
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 10, 2012 9:30pm
said_aouita;1267289 wrote:If you like my butt, go for it.
Yuck!
(but he will you know)
said_aouita
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Sep 10, 2012 9:57pm
If I had a dollar for every time I was told I had a nice ass, I'd have another dollar.Steel Valley Football;1267336 wrote:Yuck!
(but he will you know)
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 10, 2012 10:12pm
said_aouita;1267367 wrote:If I had a dollar for every time I was told I had a nice ass, I'd have another dollar.
That's fifty cents per cheek.
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sportchampps
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Sep 11, 2012 12:02am
Not sure what they used to dope the horses up with. The funny thing is he only bought his horses so he could play in the high stake poker games in the owner suites at scioto
se-alum
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Sep 11, 2012 8:06am
Are they still live racing?Steel Valley Football;1265136 wrote:Just came from Scioto Downs; did pretty well considering I'm an amateur. Any good tips out there on how to win more?
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Tiernan
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Sep 11, 2012 8:49am
Jockey Racing would be awesome...little Hispanic guys running like hell down the track.
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Gblock
Sep 11, 2012 9:55am
is it harness racing there or regular horse racing?
said_aouita
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Sep 11, 2012 9:58am
FatHobbit
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Sep 11, 2012 10:01am
I have never been but always wanted to go. Just not sure I want to take a day off of work for it.said_aouita;1267611 wrote:http://www.littlebrownjug.com/
Who all goes to the lil' Brown Jug?
Good times.