I used to think this prestigious title belonged to osu45912812, but no... he has apparently been usurped by coyotes 22.

Let's take a brief look at the threads coyotes22 is responsible for....which are all on the first page:

The Alphabetical Hot Chicks Game - Sounds riveting. I mean... if there is something this site needs more of, it's definitely threads where people can post photoshopped and airbrushed pictures of women they've never met, seen, or talked to. I'm normally on this site from a computer in a school library, and half the time I'm concerned I'm going to end up wrapped up in a child porn sting operation. We get it. Chicks are hot. Why are you excited over internet pixels? I only get excited over chicks who are sucking my dick and giving me sex. In other words: I'm never excited about bitches.

Connect the Post - I don't even know where to begin. What the fuck is the point of this thread? Did you decide we needed more elementary school games on here? This is the type of shit I'd have expected to play when I was still shitting in my pants like a boss. You guys are grown ass men and are on the internet wasting your time on threads like these. SMH.

Word Association - Again ... what the fuck? Are we in grade school? Are you trying to build our vocabulary and critical thinking skills? What is your end game with a thread like this? WHAT NEURONS IN YOUR BRAIN INTERACTED AND DECIDED THIS THREAD WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA? I have to know. What does this add to the site? What is the fucking purpose?

First Letter....Last Letter - I love how he said to "Bring it" in this thread -- as if he's throwing down the gauntlet to a duel or something. Are you fucking kidding me? WHY? At this point.... why? You have Word Association, First Letter Last Letter, and Connect the Post. Couldn't you have turned this into one game? Why three? Why at the same time? What the fuck is your motive here? Are you working with Al-Qaeda and attempting to dumb down America? I am pounding my head into my keyboard now.

Count Down: Freehuddle Edition - By now... I just want to say.... FUCK YOU COYOTES22. FUCK YOU AND THE GOD DAMN HORSE YOU RODE IN ON. COUNTDOWN IS ONE FUCKING WORD TOO. YOURE COUNTING FUCKING DOWN. WHY NOT COUNT UP? THAT WAY YOU COULD SAY "BRING IT" AND SEE IF ANYBODY HAS THE BALLS TO COUNT TO INFINITE LIKE YOU DO. FUCK YOU.

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Folks, this is serious business. There was hijinks like this on the old Huddle--and I let it slide because it kept the idiots all in one place. Now, they're coming over here and they're trying to proliferate their ilk.. and we just can't have this.

Coyotes22, what do you bring to this group? What are you adding to this community? As far as I can tell, you're a slightly retarded child who brings his daycare games home and posts them on the internet for your cyber buddies to play. Just because NCF and Society post here... don't get it twisted... retardation is frowned upon, as is autism. (Although we let CityBuckeyeQueen slide because his autism makes for highly awkward, yet funny moments on this board).

Stop with the gay fucking games. I can't take it anymore. Especially the way you're spamming them. And for those of you who play them--shame on you too for being a fucking moron. Get off the Countdown thread and go examine your life. And people who are going to be like WHAT DO YOU ADD SAGE or OMG GET OFF COYOTES22 BACK HES JUST TRYING TO BE JOVIAL AND SOCIAL -- You guys can go get fucked too.

He also just bumped "LAST ONE TO POST LOSES" back onto the main page.

Unfuckingbelievable.

LOL

hahah

wow.....lol

Amazing.

coyotes22 wrote: LOL

He's right. You do start some really dumb ass threads.

Sage wrote:

Folks, this is serious business. There was hijinks like this on the old Huddle--and I let it slide because it kept the idiots all in one place. Now, they're coming over here and they're trying to proliferate their ilk.. and we just can't have this.

Coyotes22, what do you bring to this group?What are you adding to this community? As far as I can tell, you're a slightly retarded child who brings his daycare games home and posts them on the internet for your cyber buddies to play. Just because NCF and Society post here... don't get it twisted... retardation is frowned upon, as is autism. (Although we let CityBuckeyeQueen slide because his autism makes for highly awkward, yet funny moments on this board).

Stop with the gay fucking games. I can't take it anymore. Especially the way you're spamming them. And for those of you who play them--shame on you too for being a fucking moron. Get off the Countdown thread and go examine your life. And people who are going to be like WHAT DO YOU ADD SAGE or OMG GET OFF COYOTES22 BACK HES JUST TRYING TO BE JOVIAL AND SOCIAL -- You guys can go get fucked too.

I must ask, What does this thread bring to the "community"?

90% of the threads started in this board, have no purpose. So, why single me out? Can I not have some place to go, to just get away from it all? I dont care what you think, really. I actually laughed at this thread, and do not take it personally. Hey, I got my name in the title of a thread, and may get some more publicity!!! Thank you!!!!

Hey Sage.....

Did you figure out what was in that Pasadena Punch?

lol.

This could be a good one.

Now we just need GoChiefs to chime in with some more idiotic rhetoric, and it will be all good!!

You complaining about being singled out about dumb threads is like Adolph Hitler being like, "OMG, WHY THESE GUYS SINGLING ME OUT LIKE THIS? WTF, HATERZ? I AINT NEVER KILLED NO JEW"

Look at those threads. LOOK AT THEM DAMNIT. Look into their soul. If these souls were girls, they'd be the cheap, cesarean scarred (THEYRE UGLY, WHICH IS A FACT), drug addicted skanks with vaginas that looked like somebody threw a grenade into a deli. They have no souls. They have no family. Nobody (except you) loves them. THEY'RE DRIFTERS.

Now, look, we need to reduce the DTI% (Dumb Thread Index Percentage, obvi) on this thread by about three fold. You're Public Enemy #1 right now, coyotes... and until you recant and I break you of your habits.... you will remain this way. Other offenders include: osu487381, NewarkCatholicFan, the guy who started the "would you rather?" thread, and anybody who makes dumb threads asking everybody some retarded fucking question. You know who you are.

Read the fucking title of this forum. Serious god damn business. There is nothing serious about women. There is nothing serious about Connecting Posts. There most certainly isn't anything serious about counting down from 3,000. In fact, it's just moronic.

What if this board served as a time capsule? Do you want future civilizations thinking we sat around connecting posts, counting down, and idolizing fantasy women? DO YOU!?!??!?!?!

Wes, yes... they're also known as "Royal Flushes" and they are delicious.

1 1/2 oz Crown Royal Canadian whiskey
1 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice

Obviously, just make that two handles of everything and a bottle of juice and you'll be set.

This guy is a fucking moron. Put this guy in a room with snottbubbles (wls_color) and sage wouldn't know who to quit yelling at.

And the winner of playa-hater of the year is... Sage!

Sage wrote: You complaining about being singled out about dumb threads is like Adolph Hitler being like, "OMG, WHY THESE GUYS SINGLING ME OUT LIKE THIS? WTF, HATERZ? I AINT NEVER KILLED NO JEW"

Look at those threads. LOOK AT THEM DAMNIT. Look into their soul. If these souls were girls, they'd be the cheap, cesarean scarred (THEYRE UGLY, WHICH IS A FACT), drug addicted skanks with vaginas that looked like somebody threw a grenade into a deli. They have no souls. They have no family. Nobody (except you) loves them. THEY'RE DRIFTERS.

Now, look, we need to reduce the DTI% (Dumb Thread Index Percentage, obvi) on this thread by about three fold. You're Public Enemy #1 right now, coyotes... and until you recant and I break you of your habits.... you will remain this way. Other offenders include: osu487381, NewarkCatholicFan, the guy who started the "would you rather?" thread, and anybody who makes dumb threads asking everybody some retarded fucking question. You know who you are.

Read the fucking title of this forum. Serious god damn business. There is nothing serious about women. There is nothing serious about Connecting Posts. There most certainly isn't anything serious about counting down from 3,000. In fact, it's just moronic.

What if this board served as a time capsule? Do you want future civilizations thinking we sat around connecting posts, counting down, and idolizing fantasy women? DO YOU!?!??!?!?!

No, I do not.

I would much rather see future generations looking back, and seeing some grown ass man, whining and crying about stupid thread topics on an Internet Message board.

The knowledge that you bring to this site, makes me strive to be a better person. I do not know how I have survived these last 27 years, without you telling me how dumb I am. In fact, you make me feel like my whole life has been a waste of time. Whatever will I do!! I suppose I could:

Cook dinner for my kids
Then clean up around the house alittle
Then maybe watch a movie with my two boys
Wait for my wife to get home from work
Shower
Go to bed
Wake up tomorrow mornin and work on my car
Go to church Sunday
Watch a little football
Then wake up Monday morning and start my week off like I do every week, by going to work
Then, when I get home from work Monday, maybe get on here, and start another stupid thread!!

Just some ideas.

maybe they should add a thread rating feature.

Look, you can lead your cookie cutter life style and act like you enjoy spending time with your kids and your wife--when each day you know you die inside just a little bit more. That's fine with me. You do you.

I just can't take the threads anymore, man. And I know 95% of the people on this forum can't either but they are content with a blind man walking towards a cliff. You see, I'm not. Just know that you're a terrible thread maker, think it over this weekend, change what needs to be changed, and come back after this Holiday with a new sense about you. Show me you're a worker and I'll remove this scarlet letter.

Now go put that axe to the grind stone, and don't bring that weak shit around here no more.

Sage, I will pray for you. I know this is all an act, just so no one thinks that you have gone soft. I understand you have to keep your badass internet tough guy status alive. Its ok. I will take the fall this time.

Thanks again though, for getting my name in lights!! I never thought I would be famous on freehuddle.com!!

Think what you will, I don't give a fuck. Just cut it out with your pre-pubescent threads that deserve to be written in crayon and we won't have a problem.

Thats fine.

If Justin gets on this thread and tells me to stop, and then closes all my threads, so as not to be able to post on them anymore, I will stop.

I just don't see the harm, or who it is really killing, besides you and Society.

IQ points.

You are killing America's IQ points.

That is why I have a problem with you.

coyotes22 wrote: Sage, I will pray for you. I know this is all an act, just so no one thinks that you have gone soft. I understand you have to keep your badass internet tough guy status alive. Its ok. I will take the fall this time.

Thanks again though, for getting my name in lights!! I never thought I would be famous on freehuddle.com!!

An act? Ha. Sage is a dick.

skank wrote:

coyotes22 wrote: Sage, I will pray for you. I know this is all an act, just so no one thinks that you have gone soft. I understand you have to keep your badass internet tough guy status alive. Its ok. I will take the fall this time.

Thanks again though, for getting my name in lights!! I never thought I would be famous on freehuddle.com!!

An act? Ha. Sage is a dick.

You'd be a dick too if you spent ur whole life in marion. I'd hate the world too. It's cool Sage, we understand kid.

Bro, don't even try to turn this into a referendum on the City of Kings. That's like throwing a brick through somebody's window when that guy is sitting on a cache of automatic weapons.

Marion's streets are paved in gold and lined with the blood and tears of the souls of our conquered.

Think before you post, Zwick.