My dog just ate a booger

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THE4RINGZ
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Aug 16, 2012 10:58pm
Sitting here watching some television with my dog (Fancy a Fox Terrier) on my lap, suddenly I let two big sneezed loose. On the second sneeze a dime sized nose nugget flies out of my nose and lands on my thigh.

Prior to me being able to grab a tissue and dispose of it properly, the dog licks it up and eats it.

Cue the cool story Bro responses.
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mcburg93
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Aug 16, 2012 11:23pm
Good dog.
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SnotBubbles
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Aug 17, 2012 7:58am
I have my kids trained to do the same thing.
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Devils Advocate
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Aug 17, 2012 8:11am
A buddy of mine swears his dog ate a used rubber out of the trash can in the bathroom. swears to this day that he shit a turd that looked like a smoked sausage,
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Steel Valley Football
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Aug 17, 2012 8:59am
THE4RINGZ;1248921 wrote:Sitting here watching some television with my dog (Fancy a Fox Terrier) on my lap, suddenly I let two big sneezed loose. On the second sneeze a dime sized nose nugget flies out of my nose and lands on my thigh.

Prior to me being able to grab a tissue and dispose of it properly, the dog licks it up and eats it.

Cue the cool story Bro responses.
We know you're lying. You put the booger on your balls so the dog could lick it off.

Boogers: The New Peanut Butter. ;)
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gerb131
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Aug 17, 2012 6:11pm
Pineapple juice should stop that.
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BRF
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Aug 17, 2012 9:28pm
Steel Valley Football;1249091 wrote:You put the booger on your balls so the dog could lick it off.
I LOL'd.
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Curly J
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Aug 17, 2012 10:41pm
BRF;1249581 wrote:I LOL'd.
But was his dog Balls Deep or only tongue deep?
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Aug 18, 2012 5:20pm
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BRF
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Aug 18, 2012 5:45pm
^^^^Winner winner, chicken dinner! :thumbup:
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Aug 18, 2012 11:17pm
I bought his mom that bra not long ago.