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How many beeps are allowed in the morning?

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said_aouita

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Aug 14, 2012 7:39 AM
Some soccer mom bitch in a mini van comes and picks up the neighbors kid in the morning, around 7am.

How many "beeps" should be allowed before it's inconsiderate to the neighbors?


Still working on my first coffee this AM when the annoying "beeps" begin. After she got to about a half dozen, I yelled out the window "go knock on the door" without any success.
A couple more "beeps" I was finally irk'ed enough to slip on my flip flops and confront her.

I think she saw me coming out of the corner of her eye but she pulled away too slow. She put her window down and I asked, "any reason why after a beep or two you would not just go knock on the door?"

The whore replied - "she's suppose to be ready...." and pulled away.


One or two beeps is fine, but when you start reaching double digit beeps and it's only 7am, get off your ass and go ring the god damn door bell, you lazy fucking whore!



OK, I feel better.



hope this helps.
Aug 14, 2012 7:39am
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Rotinaj

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Aug 14, 2012 7:48 AM
3 tops. Double digits is just being a shitty person.
Aug 14, 2012 7:48am
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se-alum

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Aug 14, 2012 7:57 AM
Zero. Call them or go knock on the door.
Aug 14, 2012 7:57am
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vball10set

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Aug 14, 2012 8:06 AM
two beeps, then use your cell and call
Aug 14, 2012 8:06am
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Cher

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Aug 14, 2012 8:08 AM
I haven't a clue as to the beeps you're talking about.
Aug 14, 2012 8:08am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:10 AM
...none. If the person isn't waiting for their ride, call them on the phone.
Aug 14, 2012 8:10am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:20 AM
Cher;1246323 wrote:I haven't a clue as to the beeps you're talking about.
car horn.
Aug 14, 2012 8:20am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:33 AM
se-alum;1246307 wrote:Zero. Call them or go knock on the door.
This. Lazy bitch. And rude kids for not being ready.
Aug 14, 2012 8:33am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:38 AM
If the other person was ready, she wouldn't have to have any "beeps." So, zero is my answer...be ready when a ride comes to get you...
Aug 14, 2012 8:38am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:40 AM
i had this same problem for a while, but for me it was in the afternoon because i work nights. it also involved old ladies, so they couldnt hear each other beeping at each other when the one came to pick up the other old lady next door.
Aug 14, 2012 8:40am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:42 AM
My neighbor honks his horn every morning and unfortunately my bedroom is on the side of the house closest to his driveway. It used to piss me off because I thought it was someone giving someone else a ride, but then one day I realized it's because they have a bunch of cats (they are involved with the humane society and are super nice) and he wants to make sure there isn't a cat hiding in his car. It's still annoying, but doesn't piss me off like it used to.
Aug 14, 2012 8:42am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:54 AM
Normally the kid is ready. It's just on occasion minivan mom goes over her 3 max. limit on beeps.

Would taking out a side mirror with a 760 pumpmaster be too much?

(kidding)
Aug 14, 2012 8:54am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:55 AM
Standard (respect and responsibility) again come into to play.

First the drive is doing the other person a favor, they should be ready, out the door as the driver stops the van.
If the one being picked up is going to be late it is their responsibility to communicate this to the drive. It not the driver responsibility to communication to someone they are picking up. However if the drive is the one who will be late then the drive should call and confirm she will be late and still will pick up the kid. </SPAN>

What you should have done is knock on the lazy irresponsible neighbor to get the fat ass kid ready on time.</SPAN>

You took the easy way &#8230; The diver is a victim of your neighbor poor behavior plus she and the kid eats fast and shows no respect for the favor and dedication of the driver.


If I was the driver ... stop, look, wait one minute and drive away ... I can tell you this the kid will be at the door the next day or I will have one less stop every morning...</SPAN>
Aug 14, 2012 8:55am
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Oldman82

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Aug 14, 2012 8:55 AM
With twitter, twat, the phone & texting there is no need to beep or honk.
Aug 14, 2012 8:55am
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Aug 14, 2012 8:57 AM
Oldman82;1246355 wrote:With twitter, twat, the phone & texting there is no need to beep or honk.
lol
Aug 14, 2012 8:57am
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Aug 14, 2012 9:47 AM
said_aouita;1246299 wrote:Some soccer mom bitch in a mini van comes and picks up the neighbors kid in the morning, around 7am.
I forgot to ask--was she hot?
Aug 14, 2012 9:47am
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Aug 14, 2012 9:54 AM
FatHobbit;1246344 wrote:My neighbor honks his horn every morning and unfortunately my bedroom is on the side of the house closest to his driveway. It used to piss me off because I thought it was someone giving someone else a ride, but then one day I realized it's because they have a bunch of cats (they are involved with the humane society and are super nice) and he wants to make sure there isn't a cat hiding in his car. It's still annoying, but doesn't piss me off like it used to.
Side story. We had a cat once that was hid up underneath our vehicle. We drove about 3 miles and when we stopped at the stop sign, it ran out from underneath the truck and into the woods. Damn thing wouldn't come back to us when we yelled for it. About 2 days later, we were sitting on the front porch, when we see the cat walk out of the woods and right up on the porch to her food bowl.
Aug 14, 2012 9:54am
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Aug 14, 2012 9:54 AM
vball10set;1246403 wrote:I forgot to ask--was she hot?
Eh, maybe a 6?
Aug 14, 2012 9:54am
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Aug 14, 2012 10:15 AM
1 beeping instance and 2 beeps per instance.
Aug 14, 2012 10:15am
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Aug 14, 2012 10:21 AM
I think ya shoulda put out spike strips after the 3rd honk.
Aug 14, 2012 10:21am
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Aug 14, 2012 1:37 PM
upper deck the hood of her car.
Aug 14, 2012 1:37pm
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Tiernan

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Aug 14, 2012 1:46 PM
Get a real problem and then get back to us.
Aug 14, 2012 1:46pm
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Aug 14, 2012 2:31 PM
Tiernan;1246628 wrote:Get a real problem and then get back to us.

Right. Like concerns with friends who eat fast.
Aug 14, 2012 2:31pm
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Aug 14, 2012 2:32 PM
said_aouita;1246664 wrote:Right. Like concerns with friends who eat fast.
those are the worst!
Aug 14, 2012 2:32pm
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Aug 14, 2012 5:16 PM
Zero....if someone is giving you a ride have your ass out on the porch or looking out the window.
Aug 14, 2012 5:16pm