This has got to be the worst "holiday" song I have ever heard...

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Nick Mangold

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Dec 18, 2009 11:45 AM
Luckily I am not a huge fan of Christmas music so I've been spared from this song until recently. My wife listens to the 24hr Christmas music stations in the car and I heard it for the first time on the way in to work on Wednesday. Absolutely terrible but it appears to be pretty popular.

Dan Fogelberg - Same Auld Lang Syne
Dec 18, 2009 11:45am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 18, 2009 11:46 AM
I actually love that song
Dec 18, 2009 11:46am
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power i

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Dec 18, 2009 11:54 AM
Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
Dec 18, 2009 11:54am
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osudarby08

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Dec 18, 2009 11:57 AM
Haha these lyrics are pointless.
Dec 18, 2009 11:57am
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Dec 18, 2009 11:58 AM
I actually enjoy most Christmas music this time of year, but that song makes me want to convert to Islam.
Dec 18, 2009 11:58am
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Nick Mangold

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Dec 18, 2009 12:25 PM
power i wrote: Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
Agreed. I get pissed when it comes on the radio now (I think I've heard it 3 or 4 times since Wednesday). It kinda makes me hate Christmas.
Dec 18, 2009 12:25pm
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KevinJr

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Dec 18, 2009 12:28 PM
I can't believe how unbelievably stupid the lyrics are.

"We bought a six pack at the liquor store and drank it in her car."

WTF? Are they in 9th grade? Terrible song, I couldn't even finish listening to it.
Dec 18, 2009 12:28pm
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Nick Mangold

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Dec 18, 2009 12:31 PM
She spilled her purse and the we laughed until we cried...

Awful. I didn't realize dropping your purse was that funny.
Dec 18, 2009 12:31pm
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Nick Mangold

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Dec 18, 2009 12:32 PM
This song may just be the worst thing on Earth. Not just the worst song, the worst thing.
Dec 18, 2009 12:32pm
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KevinJr

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Dec 18, 2009 12:37 PM
justincredible wrote: This song may just be the worst thing on Earth. Not just the worst song, the worst thing.
LOL.

It's so creepy and bizarre. And strangely sad. What an odd, odd ode to Christmas.
Dec 18, 2009 12:37pm
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Dec 18, 2009 12:38 PM
I think we're going to have to strip darby of his man card.
Dec 18, 2009 12:38pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Dec 18, 2009 1:04 PM
This song is crazy. I'll never forget the first time I heard it. And now I have to listen to it when it comes on. It's like the cliche of not being able to look away from a car crash although it's a horrible sight. The same for me and this song....

I'll give him credit though, it's well composed....
Dec 18, 2009 1:04pm
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Dec 18, 2009 1:12 PM
how'd you embed a video.

justincredible hax!!!
Dec 18, 2009 1:12pm
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Dec 18, 2009 1:17 PM
power i wrote: Anyone who loves that song is gay. Worst song ever.
I am gay - and I hate it too!
Dec 18, 2009 1:17pm
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Dec 18, 2009 1:20 PM
First time listener here and it is really gay lol.
Dec 18, 2009 1:20pm
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Dec 18, 2009 1:52 PM
So we can embed video now? Or is that just a 'I can b/c I own this joint' type of thing?
Dec 18, 2009 1:52pm
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Dec 18, 2009 1:54 PM
GoChiefs wrote: So we can embed video now? Or is that just a 'I can b/c I own this joint' type of thing?
Justin can do what ever he wants. He has a 12 inch penis.
Dec 18, 2009 1:54pm
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Dec 18, 2009 2:07 PM
I made it through about 2 minutes of that atrocity. Right now, I'm trying to hold back vomit from the crappiness of that song.

Anyone who even sort of kind of likes it needs pimp-slapped into oblivion.
Dec 18, 2009 2:07pm
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Dec 18, 2009 2:08 PM
justincredible wrote: Luckily I am not a huge fan of Christmas music so I've been spared from this song until recently. My wife listens to the 24hr Christmas music stations in the car and I heard it for the first time on the way in to work on Wednesday. Absolutely terrible but it appears to be pretty popular.

Dan Fogelberg - Same Auld Lang Syne
I made it 47 seconds into that song. Do I get rewarded? I won't get those 47 seconds back Justincredible...
Dec 18, 2009 2:08pm
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Dec 18, 2009 2:25 PM
I agree that it is well composed, but that's also where my compliments end, haha.

Lyrics like, "I stole behind her in the frozen foods/And I touched her on the sleeve" are both poor AND creepy as all hell. A rare feat.
Dec 18, 2009 2:25pm
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Dec 18, 2009 2:27 PM
Upper90 wrote: I agree that it is well composed, but that's also where my compliments end, haha.

Lyrics like, "I stole behind her in the frozen foods/And I touched her on the sleeve" are both poor AND creepy as all hell. A rare feat.
True. That's the sort of thing that tends to lead to a good dose of pepper spray to the eyes. Then again, that just might be because I'm not Dan Fogelberg.
Dec 18, 2009 2:27pm
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Dec 18, 2009 3:26 PM
This really needs to be sealed in a warehouse, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"-style. It melts my brain.
Dec 18, 2009 3:26pm
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Dec 19, 2009 8:49 PM
Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
Dec 19, 2009 8:49pm
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Dec 19, 2009 9:04 PM
Scarlet_Fever wrote: Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
Anyone who likes this song should be kicked in the earhole.
Dec 19, 2009 9:04pm
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Dec 19, 2009 9:06 PM
justincredible wrote:
Scarlet_Fever wrote: Finally, I have brought this up to many people and they either like it or have never heard it. This is absolutly the worst song ever.
Anyone who likes this song should be kicked in the earhole.
So I should kick my wife in the earhole? :D
Dec 19, 2009 9:06pm