Fapping at Work

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SnotBubbles
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Aug 7, 2012 2:52pm
Have you ever? Please be honest...private poll, open discussion.

I haven't ever fapped at this work, but I have at other work in the past (back when I was a young horny pup).
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Aug 7, 2012 2:55pm
no, I've never jerked off at work you *****. Who the fuck pulls their cock out at work and jerks off? LOL
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vball10set
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Aug 7, 2012 3:01pm
No
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Aug 7, 2012 3:20pm
the fuck made you think of this? when interned in college the bathroom had a mouthwash and a hand lotion dispenser, i thought about doing it there but never did, too many people walk in and out.
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mcburg93
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Aug 7, 2012 3:30pm
Yes I have and I am not proud of it either. I was hooking up with this chic after work and didn't want to disappoint so I got rid of the quick one to last longer. I was 23 at the time.
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Aug 7, 2012 3:33pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1241905 wrote:the fuck made you think of this?
Just trying to keep things interesting. This was the first thing that came to mind.
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Aug 7, 2012 3:34pm
DeyDurkie5;1241888 wrote:no, I've never jerked off at work you *****. Who the fuck pulls their cock out at work and jerks off? LOL
3 out of 5 people so far. Maybe you're the *****! :D
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Aug 7, 2012 3:38pm
Seriously???
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Aug 7, 2012 3:39pm
I've done it - girl i was banging at the time was sending me nude shots during the day, i couldn't concentrate had to run one out.
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Aug 7, 2012 3:40pm
At work, or during work? I've had sex and got a blow job in the parking lot after hours.
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Aug 7, 2012 3:40pm
O-Trap;1241924 wrote:Seriously???
We all know your answer porno boy... :)
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Aug 7, 2012 3:42pm
SnotBubbles;1241929 wrote:We all know your answer porno boy... :)
well played good sir, finally a funny response from you.
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Aug 7, 2012 3:45pm
SnotBubbles;1241929 wrote:We all know your answer porno boy... :)
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Aug 7, 2012 4:07pm
100% have and I bet most of you are lying!

You also don't just whip it out anywhere, sure your buildings have some private areas. I man the office till 11pm at night, the bathrooms are always quiet and empty late. Sometimes you just get a little bored, think about things, maybe see a couple of pics on the phone and you need to take care of it!
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Aug 7, 2012 4:08pm
SnotBubbles;1241929 wrote:We all know your answer porno boy... :)
Nah, I just failed to go to work because ... well you know the story.
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Aug 7, 2012 4:14pm
DeyDurkie5;1241931 wrote:well played good sir, finally a funny response from you.
1 for 2,345. At least the odds of me being funny on teh internet is better than the odds of hitting the lottery.
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Aug 7, 2012 4:16pm
SnotBubbles;1241957 wrote:1 for 2,345. At least the odds of me being funny on teh internet is better than the odds of hitting the lottery.
There's a 1th time for everything.
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Aug 7, 2012 4:34pm
O-Trap;1241946 wrote:Nah, I just failed to go to work because ... well you know the story.
Did you really skip work just to sit at home and fap? That's fucking nuts bro!
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Aug 7, 2012 4:40pm
SnotBubbles;1241969 wrote:Did you really skip work just to sit at home and fap? That's fucking nuts bro!
Rep for the pun.

And yes.
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Aug 7, 2012 4:45pm
Where are the OC's women at to answer this one?
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THE4RINGZ
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Aug 7, 2012 5:06pm
I work from home, so yes.
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Aug 7, 2012 6:44pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1241925 wrote:I've done it - girl i was banging at the time was sending me nude shots during the day, i couldn't concentrate had to run one out.


You spelled GUY wrong.
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Aug 8, 2012 8:08am
skank;1242082 wrote:You spelled GUY wrong.
GOOD ONE!
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Aug 8, 2012 6:01pm
SnotBubbles;1241957 wrote:1 for 2,345. At least the odds of me being funny on teh internet is better than the odds of hitting the lottery.

Better than your suicide success rate!
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Aug 8, 2012 6:01pm
skank;1242082 wrote:You spelled GUY wrong.

You actually made me lol for once.