Drunk 4 year old steals presents

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rocketalum
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Dec 18, 2009 9:25am
I know a lot of people on here are probably going to turn this into something serious and not see the humor, a valid stance, but I can't help at laugh at how full of awesome this story is. Drunk 4 year old boy in a stolen christmas dress for the win!

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html?referrer=facebook
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Scarlet_Buckeye
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Dec 18, 2009 9:29am
LOL. Redneck.
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devil1197
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Dec 18, 2009 9:35am
I just lol'ed when I read the article on my main page.

Lil guy is GOATlike.
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 18, 2009 9:36am
wow......

that's pretty funny
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justincredible
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Dec 18, 2009 9:45am
That kid (sorta) has the same name as my Godson. Their first names are just spelled a little different. Funny stuff.
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Nate
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Dec 18, 2009 9:52am
That's my boy for ya!
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september63
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Dec 18, 2009 9:53am
That is very sad. Like Father, like son. Mother says she wont let it happen again? I bet the state doesnt either. She gonna lose that kid.
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cbus4life
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Dec 18, 2009 10:00am
Haha!

But, i do feel bad for the family, tough time for the kid, especially.

Still, i wish i could find a picture of the four year old in the dress drinking a beer. :D
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devil1197
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Dec 18, 2009 10:04am
september63 wrote: That is very sad. Like Father, like son. Mother says she wont let it happen again? I bet the state doesnt either. She gonna lose that kid.
According to the article, last paragraph or line she will keep the kid.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 18, 2009 10:15am
Must be some relation to Mantooth.

Better yet.... snot bubbles.
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power i
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Dec 18, 2009 11:16am
I find it very sad that a 4 year old knows if you steal and drink beer you will go to jail. Mommy is a POS. But I must admit I laughed.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Dec 18, 2009 11:41am
Yeah the kid is 4 years old and knows how to drink beer......He's gonna be the life of the party when he starts school.
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tcby99
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Dec 18, 2009 11:44am
lol
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redstreak one
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Dec 18, 2009 11:56am
That made me LOL big time on that one! Next thing you know he will be yelling, woman fix me a sammich!
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hilliardfan
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Dec 18, 2009 12:14pm
^^^ or posting on freehuddle.com!
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fortfan
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Dec 18, 2009 12:26pm
Probably rang the doorbell at the neighbors and asked for some smokes.
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Heretic
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Dec 18, 2009 12:28pm
World needs more kids like that, so I get good laughs like this more often!
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Tim Tebow
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Dec 18, 2009 12:35pm
He got his stomach pumped?? Just let the lil fella sleep it off.
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End of Line
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Dec 18, 2009 1:56pm
Haha. Thats pretty funny.
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Darkon
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Dec 18, 2009 2:01pm
Funny shit.
Hope he gets some guidance from someone before he ends up in rehab at age 6.
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Chesapeake
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Dec 18, 2009 2:28pm
Baby Stone Cold says those presents just got their ass whipped!
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MANAZE
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Dec 18, 2009 6:23pm
what f'n kids do things like this!!!

Does this count as strike one for the cross dressing boy?
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d.woods50fan.
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Dec 19, 2009 12:09pm
The best part is the mom says "kids do things like this" ... ya lots of kids get drunk at the age of 4 !!!