Charlie Sheen...Next Mayor of Cincinnati

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Ironman92
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Aug 5, 2012 2:09pm
He just announced that he will be running for mayor. He's a huge Reds fan and has been in Cincy for the entire weekend series celebrating his Dad's 70th birthday. He also matched the $50,000 raised by Marty Brennaman for shaving his head for the Cincinnati Reds Community Fund.
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Aug 5, 2012 2:21pm
ccrunner609;1240470 wrote:1st

FIFY
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Aug 5, 2012 2:23pm
Wonder how long you have to have continuous residency to run for mayor?

Does he own a home there? Will he buy one?

Wuz he hnst?
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skank
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Aug 5, 2012 2:25pm
I wanna be at the party when/if he wins.
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Aug 5, 2012 2:30pm
I watched it again....he seriously loves Cincinnati....but can't tell if he's serious.
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Aug 5, 2012 2:31pm
skank;1240477 wrote:I wanna be at the party when/if he wins.

With that user name you stand a good chance!
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Aug 5, 2012 2:43pm
Ironman92;1240478 wrote:I watched it again....he seriously loves Cincinnati....but can't tell if he's serious.
Sheen's always been a huge Reds/Cinci supporter. Even before he was introduced to a needle.
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gut
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Aug 5, 2012 3:55pm
Wasn't Jerry Springer once mayor of Cincy? So it's not like the standard is high...
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Aug 5, 2012 7:35pm
I wonder if he needs a reliable hook-up for drugs that's in SW Ohio?
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Aug 5, 2012 7:48pm
He can't be worse than Mallory. And he sure as shit can throw out a better first pitch.

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gut
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Aug 5, 2012 8:02pm
On the bright side, the amount of hookers and blow he'd bring to CIN might finally attract some big-name FA's.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:22pm
Believe it or not he did about a 4 min interview from his luxury box during one of the innings and he was holding a can of Sprite.
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Ironman92
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Aug 5, 2012 8:25pm
During the interview he slammed L.A.

Said Cincy was a real city, not like LA where everyone is to their own....Cincy is full of good people, beautiful women and he could spend a lot of time there.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:33pm
Why is he such a huge Reds fan anyway? I took a quick glance at his wiki(lolz) and found no Cinci or even Ohio connections.
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gut
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Aug 5, 2012 8:36pm
Rotinaj;1240695 wrote:Why is he such a huge Reds fan anyway? I took a quick glance at his wiki(lolz) and found no Cinci or even Ohio connections.
Sheen was born in 1965, so my guess is he was your typical bandwagon-kid during the time of the Big Red Machine and became a lifelong fan.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:40pm
His Dad was born near Dayton. Charlie's uncle got him interested in the Reds and took him to many games at Riverfront.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:41pm
gut;1240699 wrote:Sheen was born in 1965, so my guess is he was your typical bandwagon-kid during the time of the Big Red Machine and became a lifelong fan.

Doesn't sound like it.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:46pm
Ironman92;1240702 wrote:His Dad was born near Dayton. Charlie's uncle got him interested in the Reds and took him to many games at Riverfront.
I'm pretty sure this is correct.
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Aug 5, 2012 8:48pm
Rotinaj;1240695 wrote:Why is he such a huge Reds fan anyway? I took a quick glance at his wiki(lolz) and found no Cinci or even Ohio connections.
Conrad Estevez, Martin Sheen's brother was from the area.
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Aug 5, 2012 10:16pm
Better than Nick Lachey lol
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Aug 6, 2012 10:26pm
This could be the big break the OC and Justin have been waiting for, think about it......

1. The OC is owned by a die hard Cincy fan and it is based out of his basement, in Cincy.
2. This site can offer unlimited advertising space for his campaign, at a reasonable price of course.
3. There are plenty of pictures of hookers, big breast and porn stars.
4. There is unlimited use of foul language.
5. The best part is, if he becomes a member we can get rid of the mods and let Charlie be in charge of moderating the content of the site.

Justin needs to contact Charlie and offer the services of the OC for his campaign.
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Aug 6, 2012 11:54pm
gut;1240655 wrote:On the bright side, the amount of hookers and blow he'd bring to CIN might finally attract some big-name FA's.
Naaaah - they'd make him park 'em over in Newport. Hamilton County would NEVER stand for such moral outrages! Apparently, crossing the bridge back into Ohio cleanses one of sin. :)
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Aug 7, 2012 1:51am
gut;1240655 wrote:On the bright side, the amount of hookers and blow he'd bring to CIN might finally attract some big-name FA's.
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Aug 7, 2012 10:24pm
Martin Sheen is from Dayton. He went to Chaminade High School (now Chaminade-Julienne). Martin still regularly returns to Dayton and contibutes signicant $$$ to the Arts community in Dayton. Martin moved around a lot when Charlie grew up, taking different acting gigs and filming on location. Charlie spent various parts of his childhood in Dayton. Charlie went to Chaminde-Julienne for his senior year after getting kicked out of his high school in California for poor attendance/behavior issues. Charlie has always been a big baseball fan. He was a very good pitcher/shortstop in high school (played in California, but never played at CJ).

Incidentally, back in 1990 Charlie threw a huge party for the Reds after they won the World Series. Allegedly he bought hookers and a bunch of coke for all the players on the team.

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2011/03/01/charlie-sheens-epic-party-with-the-cincinnati-reds/
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Charles
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Aug 8, 2012 3:44pm
Sheen buys coke and supplies hookers? Yep, that's mayor material....