said_aouita
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Aug 4, 2012 5:02pm
Why does coffee make you poop?
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
I don't drink coffee.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
Caffeine is a stimulant drug. Coffee which contains caffeine stimulates multiple natural functions inclusive of bowel movements. It does so by contracting the muscles in the digestive tract.
gerb131
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Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
I don't poop.
said_aouita
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Aug 4, 2012 5:16pm
That has to hurt.gerb131;1240239 wrote:I don't poop.
gerb131
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Aug 4, 2012 5:20pm
No I take dumps.said_aouita;1240244 wrote:That has to hurt.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Aug 4, 2012 9:41pm
Cigarettes do, as well.
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Steel Valley Football
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Aug 4, 2012 9:44pm
gerb131;1240246 wrote:No I take dumps.
People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Aug 6, 2012 10:04am
pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.Steel Valley Football;1240310 wrote:People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".
Hope this helps.
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Steel Valley Football
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Aug 6, 2012 10:21am
said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.
Hope this helps.[/QUOT
Pooping on your mom is fun. Taking a dump on your mom is also fun.
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Steel Valley Football
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Aug 6, 2012 10:23am
said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.
Hope this helps.
Pooping on your mom is fun, while taking a dump on your mom is also fun.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 6, 2012 5:35pm
Pooping is for assholes.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 7, 2012 9:48pm
Well this topic went to shit real fast.