Biggest Work QQ

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ZWICK 4 PREZ's avatar
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jul 27, 2012 7:03am
I set up the golf outing at work so people either email me their teams or drop by my office with the signup sheet. A guy I don't know e-mailed his team and his name is written on the sheet as "Patrick R Kelly". So I of course just write him down as R Kelly b/c I'm bored and when I'm bored I find stupid shit like that funny. Well the outing fills up so I send out the excel sheet with all the teams and rules and which hole they're starting on this morning, and not 2 minutes after I send it out, R Kelly e-mails me and says he wants his money back and hes not playing b/c I wrote his name down as R Kelly and he's had to listen to the shit his whole life and he's tired of it...

lol wut?

Write Patrick Kelly then and not Patrick R Kelly if you hate people calling you R Kelly.

I wrote back

Robert,

I've already given your money to the golf course. I'm afraid you're in already.

Thanks



/cool story bro I know, but it was entertaining to me at 7:00 am this morning.
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Belly35
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Jul 27, 2012 7:13am
Does he wear black pants :laugh:
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like_that
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Jul 27, 2012 7:17am
Damn dude, how do you do it?
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jul 27, 2012 7:18am
Belly35;1235086 wrote:Does he wear black pants :laugh:
I'm not sure. I've yet to meet him.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:19am
Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:19am
like_that;1235088 wrote:Damn dude, how do you do it?
It's pretty easy... Everyone has their foursomes already so I just try to not double up groups on par 3's and par 5's
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Jul 27, 2012 7:22am
said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
For real though... If it bothers youso badly, leave the R out.
Patrick Kelly will suffice.
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GOONx19
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Jul 27, 2012 7:34am
My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:35am
GOONx19;1235098 wrote:My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
What's his middle name?
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Benny The Jet
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Jul 27, 2012 7:44am
said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
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GOONx19
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Jul 27, 2012 7:45am
He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:47am
GOONx19;1235105 wrote:He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
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Jul 27, 2012 7:52am
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235106 wrote:Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
No. UK.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:52am
Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:53am
GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
Oh I thought maybe it was the same girl.. i mean guy.
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Jul 27, 2012 7:55am
karen lotz;1235110 wrote:Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?
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Jul 27, 2012 8:01am
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235113 wrote:Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?

I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
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Jul 27, 2012 8:02am
GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
Maybe it's Pat Rigley Kelly.
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Jul 27, 2012 8:09am
karen lotz;1235116 wrote:I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
Well.. he probably could have gotten his money back, but we'll keep it on the downlow, nobody has to know.
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Jul 27, 2012 8:18am
I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
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Jul 27, 2012 8:32am
OneBuckeye;1235127 wrote:I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
It's the 11th at 8 am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:40am
Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
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Jul 27, 2012 8:54am
First world problems
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Jul 27, 2012 8:58am
GoChiefs;1235140 wrote:Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
Someone has to after that 7 pt loss yesterday
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Jul 27, 2012 9:36am
Write him back and say you changed it Kelly Patrick since his panties are in such a bunch.