sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 23, 2012 9:58pm
You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 23, 2012 10:18pm
Yawn
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Jul 23, 2012 10:19pm
I had a good laugh, the best part was "Everytime someone has homosexual intercourse God punishes us by letting Nickelback release another album."
I knew it was the homosexuals fault!
I knew it was the homosexuals fault!
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jul 24, 2012 8:12am
Hey you don't have to post as isadore all the time now! Must be nice. gtfo with this shit already.sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Jul 24, 2012 9:23am
tl;dr
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 24, 2012 9:30am
My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
Hope this helps.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 24, 2012 1:10pm
Remember: A flacid penis is a righteous penis.
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isadore
Posts: 7,762
Jul 24, 2012 1:40pm
people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jul 24, 2012 3:16pm
I guess I'll have to wait for the next one. Do they take American Express Miles?isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
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isadore
Posts: 7,762
Jul 24, 2012 3:17pm
an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jul 27, 2012 11:51am
But if you don't have that shit, American Express Miles can be used as a substitute, right?
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isadore
Posts: 7,762
Jul 27, 2012 2:13pm
What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 27, 2012 3:28pm
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
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isadore
Posts: 7,762
Jul 27, 2012 5:33pm
if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 27, 2012 7:21pm
Society?
vball10set;1235480 wrote:
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 27, 2012 9:53pm
two face (sleeper/isadore)
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Zombaypirate
Posts: 581
Jul 30, 2012 6:05pm
Religion is awesome. The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.
Oh wait they will say it is the old testament which does not count but then they say that homo marriage should be banned, oh wait I am so confused!
Oh wait they will say it is the old testament which does not count but then they say that homo marriage should be banned, oh wait I am so confused!
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Zombaypirate
Posts: 581
Jul 30, 2012 6:07pm
C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
cruiser_96
Posts: 7,536
Aug 4, 2012 9:46am
There are no absolutes.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 4, 2012 10:58am
It's okay because the bible.Zombaypirate;1237252 wrote:C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 6, 2012 12:06pm
Yes. Sandusky's mistake was not being ordained. A lot of bum-poking gets forgiven when a person does that.sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 6, 2012 12:20pm
Source cited?Zombaypirate;1237250 wrote:The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Aug 6, 2012 1:15pm
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
dlazz;1232306 wrote:My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.
Hope this helps.
isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
isadore;1232698 wrote:an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
isadore;1235546 wrote:if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Aug 6, 2012 2:34pm
I think you all should quit quoting isadoreadickintheass. He truly is the WORST. Ohh and the rest of you can GFY.
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isadore
Posts: 7,762
Aug 7, 2012 10:13am
do not let the forces of evil triumph, resist avarice, overcome selfishness and reject to the bigotry in your soul. even you can be redeemed.