OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jul 10, 2012 4:07pm
This thread is Haiku
Make one up and post it too
Instructions for you
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem
Make one up and post it too
Instructions for you
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem
There are some who say that haiku can just be a short fragment (no more than three words) followed by a phrase. The following is an example of such a structure, which is often very effective, but this example fails to have the necessary seasonal reference or to create an intuitive spark or leap of understanding in the relationship between the two parts.
<dl><dd>early evening
</dd><dd>small flat stones
</dd><dd>line the shore
</dd></dl>
The haiku doesn't have to be serious. It can be funny, although traditionalists might call it a 'senryu' rather than a 'haiku.' Please note that the following is not an example of senryu, but merely a three-line poem that attempts to be funny (this is the sort of poem that both haiku and senryu writers consider to be what has been called a 'pseudo-haiku' or 'pseudo-senryu'):
<dl><dd>I like Cottage Cheese
</dd><dd>Cottage Cheese is my favorite
</dd><dd>Yummy Cottage Cheese
</dd></dl>
Or:
I Like this nice girl<dl><dd>She is in my English class</dd><dd>she doesn't like me</dd></dl>
OR:
"Potato Oles,
Run away! It's Godzilla!
Potato Oles."
Q
queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jul 10, 2012 4:12pm
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jul 10, 2012 4:14pm
Don't dictate my life
I hate your dumb thread greatly
Please die in a fire
I hate your dumb thread greatly
Please die in a fire
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jul 10, 2012 4:28pm
If thread
can dictate you
You Wear Pants
can dictate you
You Wear Pants
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 10, 2012 5:06pm
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 10, 2012 6:39pm
1th time I've tried this
I am the puppet master
I leg press a ton
I am the puppet master
I leg press a ton
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jul 10, 2012 6:55pm
Reps I tried to giveCurly J;1222785 wrote:1th time I've tried this
I am the puppet master
I leg press a ton
"you must spread them around first"
God I hate Justin
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 10, 2012 7:10pm
Best way I've found is
Reheating in a skillet
I will eat it cold
Reheating in a skillet
I will eat it cold
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 10, 2012 8:53pm
I like anal sex
But only when receiving
Stick it in my butt
But only when receiving
Stick it in my butt
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 10, 2012 8:55pm
Snot and I lovers
Anal sex often daily
Boy my ass is chaffed
Anal sex often daily
Boy my ass is chaffed
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Jul 10, 2012 9:22pm
Damn it E.T.Bass
You always have to go there
Now all threads are ghey
You always have to go there
Now all threads are ghey
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 10, 2012 9:58pm
I want my iPad
Give it to me you bastard
Refrigerator
Give it to me you bastard
Refrigerator
A PAC
Posts: 144
Jul 11, 2012 12:03pm
Boobies boobies boobs
I like me some big tattas
Butts are awesome too
I win.
I like me some big tattas
Butts are awesome too
I win.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 11, 2012 12:08pm
I use good grammar mofo:laugh:
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 11, 2012 3:03pm
Belly made Haiku:
"I use good grammar mofo".
Good job Belly boy!
BRF is old.
Makes fun of 20 year olds.
They think they so cool.
"I use good grammar mofo".
Good job Belly boy!
BRF is old.
Makes fun of 20 year olds.
They think they so cool.
S
Sonofanump
Jul 11, 2012 5:53pm
Drink keystone light case</SPAN>
Can not breathe or do plyo</SPAN>
Need a M R I</SPAN>
Can not breathe or do plyo</SPAN>
Need a M R I</SPAN>
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jul 11, 2012 5:55pm
i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly
S
Sonofanump
Jul 11, 2012 5:56pm
This is very funnyCurly J;1222814 wrote:Best way I've found is
Reheating in a skillet
I will eat it cold
I did not see it coming
drink pallet wrecker
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 11, 2012 7:15pm
My 3 bad S's:
Sleeper Sage Society
Justin please ban them.
Sleeper Sage Society
Justin please ban them.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 11, 2012 9:32pm
DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly
Gooby pls
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 11, 2012 9:58pm
DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly
Lol'd hard.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 12, 2012 9:06am
I use good grammar mofo 
dickhead spell checkers
eat shit and die DeyDurkie5
dickhead spell checkers
eat shit and die DeyDurkie5
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jul 12, 2012 5:09pm
This is not a haiku belly, please follow the thread rulesBelly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo
dickhead spell checkers
eat shit and die DeyDurkie5
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 12, 2012 8:59pm
(I will help my pal out)Belly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo
****head spell checkers
eat **** and die DeyDurkie5
Hey DeyDurkie5!
I use good grammar mofo!
Eat some shit and die!
Edit: see Belly, it's a 5-7-5 syllable line scheme.