Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Dec 17, 2009 2:26pm
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Dec 17, 2009 2:27pm
haha
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 17, 2009 2:29pm
LOL. great.
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captvern
Posts: 833
Dec 17, 2009 2:31pm
hahahaha
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SnotBubbles
Dec 17, 2009 2:32pm
I lol'd.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 17, 2009 2:48pm
Funny.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 17, 2009 3:04pm
That is probably the best one I've heard yet. Lol
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Dec 17, 2009 3:16pm
That was awesome.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Dec 17, 2009 3:36pm
lol
thedynasty1998
Posts: 6,844
Dec 17, 2009 3:39pm
That's pretty solid.
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 18, 2009 4:56am
LOL Nice..
martyirish
Posts: 490
Dec 18, 2009 6:50am
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause..
Santa knew to stop at 3 Ho's
Santa knew to stop at 3 Ho's
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2009 7:57am
I lol'd yesterday, when I saw it in an email!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 18, 2009 9:04am
This first went around with Clinton after all his bimbos came out.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Dec 18, 2009 9:06am
Thanks for your contribution, little fella.
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 18, 2009 2:30pm
Johnny must look up to me.