hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 2, 2012 5:01pm
.....A chick let you PIIHB?
Discuss.
Discuss.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 2, 2012 5:44pm
All fun and games until poop ended up on the floor.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 2, 2012 6:39pm
As long as its not my floor.hasbeen;1217245 wrote:All fun and games until poop ended up on the floor.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jul 3, 2012 3:14pm
I've only PII 1 girl's B....my wife (while we were dating).
1) I wasn't a fan.
2) She wasn't a fan.
She had a friend who she went to college with who told her it took a while to get used to but it was great...so we decided to give it a whirl (I really had no previous interest). I was still living at my parents' house and I grabbed some petroleum jelly and we went off to my room. I grabbed probably the equivalent of a cup of it and smeared it on her ass...and without notice I just fucking rammed it in and started going to town. It lasted about :30 seconds, before she said "okay, I'm not into this, it hurts." I pulled out (there was traces of blood) and we never tried it again.
I swear though...the next shit she took...the first 1/3 of that turd had to be vaseline.
1) I wasn't a fan.
2) She wasn't a fan.
She had a friend who she went to college with who told her it took a while to get used to but it was great...so we decided to give it a whirl (I really had no previous interest). I was still living at my parents' house and I grabbed some petroleum jelly and we went off to my room. I grabbed probably the equivalent of a cup of it and smeared it on her ass...and without notice I just fucking rammed it in and started going to town. It lasted about :30 seconds, before she said "okay, I'm not into this, it hurts." I pulled out (there was traces of blood) and we never tried it again.
I swear though...the next shit she took...the first 1/3 of that turd had to be vaseline.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 3, 2012 5:39pm
Interesting.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Jul 3, 2012 7:36pm
Good thread so far.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 3, 2012 8:25pm
I never understood the fascination with the "back door". I mean, everyone has one, isn't that what guys do in prison? Give me a nice vagina and I'll be happy all day long.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 3, 2012 8:26pm
skank;1218133 wrote:I never understood the fascination with the "back door". I mean, everyone has one, isn't that what guys do in prison? Give me a nice vagina and I'll be happy all day long.
Disclaimer: I do however like BJ's....And we all know that NEVER happens in prison.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 3, 2012 8:28pm
Wife loves it. First time, she loved it and convulsed with orgasm. It's meh for me. But secks is secks and I'm in No position to turn it down.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 3, 2012 9:20pm
Nothing special. It was a drunken curiosity on her part, so we took it slowly and it happened. Neither of us enjoyed it a ton, but neither hated it.
Another girl I dated for a short period in college loved it and asked for it on occasion, so that was a different experience that we both didn't mind.
Another girl I dated for a short period in college loved it and asked for it on occasion, so that was a different experience that we both didn't mind.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 3, 2012 9:48pm
Sounds like all you needed was to get broken in.ts1227;1218151 wrote:Nothing special. It was a drunken curiosity on her part, so we took it slowly and it happened. Neither of us enjoyed it a ton, but neither hated it.
Another girl I dated for a short period in college loved it and asked for it on occasion, so that was a different experience that we both didn't mind.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 3, 2012 10:23pm
Thanks.Gardens35;1218112 wrote:Good thread so far.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 3, 2012 10:25pm
Have you tried male enhancements?ccrunner609;1218164 wrote:I have never found a B that it would actual fit in.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jul 3, 2012 11:24pm
Or NOT children?hoops23;1218169 wrote:Have you tried male enhancements?
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Jul 4, 2012 12:13am
Only tried it with my wife last new years eve. Havent tried since, neither of us really cared for it
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 4, 2012 12:16am
How many buttholes have you tried to insert your little pee pee into?ccrunner609;1218164 wrote:I have never found a B that it would actual fit in.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 4, 2012 12:18am
skank;1218133 wrote:I never understood the fascination with the "back door". I mean, everyone has one, isn't that what guys do in prison? Give me a nice vagina and I'll be happy all day long.
It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman...hehe
First time I ever PIIHB was with an older chick. I was banging her doggie when I forgot how long my dick wasn't, came out of the vag and hard against her ass. I apologized and she said that's okay I like it there too. Well later I did throw it in there. She was a crazy lay. Anal orgasms, loud, wanted her hair pulled, an all nighter. It was a hell of a night.
The second time was with a different chick. She offered and I put it in there, then she said 'don't move'. I'm like this ain't fun. It got better later on, but nothing like the older chick.
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Sonofanump
Jul 4, 2012 11:13am
We were both in high school. One of her friends talked about it, so she was curious. Did not know lube was needed since she was always really wet for her vagina. Stuck it all in there all at once doggy position. She yelped and pounded her fist on the couch that I had her pinned against. I pounded her pretty good for nearly five minutes, the whole time she was giving a whinny moan and pounding her fist on the couch, but did not ask me to stop. No blood, but she said it took her a few days to recover from it. We tried it again a few more times, I think she liked the pain and being had like that. Sex was great with her, but what a psychopath.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 4, 2012 9:44pm
You have to ease the kids into it. I thought that if anyone would know that, it would be you.ccrunner609;1218164 wrote:I have never found a B that it would actual fit in.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 4, 2012 10:22pm
You walked right into that oneccrunner609;1218585 wrote:You guys can all fuck off
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 4, 2012 10:56pm
Looks like your jimmies were rustled.ccrunner609;1218585 wrote:You guys can all fuck off
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 4, 2012 11:02pm
ccrunner609;1218585 wrote:You guys can all fuck off
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 4, 2012 11:16pm
no shit? does it all the time. but we're not allowed to make fun of him.DeadliestWarrior34;1218603 wrote:You walked right into that one
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 4, 2012 11:24pm
He does a good enough job of it, all by himself.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 4, 2012 11:26pm
Fuck that shit. This is the basement. And I guess JustinCredible was exiled so now the inmates run the asylum...hasbeen;1218639 wrote:no shit? does it all the time. but we're not allowed to make fun of him.