T-Ball All-Star Game Head Coach

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SnotBubbles
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Jun 28, 2012 9:34pm
I was selected to be the head coach at the all-star game for the SW portion of our county.

So fuck you guys who have said I live a mundane, miserable & pathetic life...fuck you guys bunches. What now bros? Where are your accolades?
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 28, 2012 9:40pm
First soccer now t ball.

Way to go Jimmy Leland.
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Jun 28, 2012 9:43pm
Pretty badass, I recognize that...
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 28, 2012 9:43pm
I like youth sports.

NCF
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Curly J
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Jun 28, 2012 9:55pm
SnotBubbles;1214635 wrote:Pretty badass, I recognize that...

Brag once you're the All Star Coach of the 7th Grade Girls Basketball Team.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jun 28, 2012 10:07pm
Congrats on your new accomplishment.
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like_that
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Jun 28, 2012 10:08pm
DeyDurkie5;1214691 wrote:Congrats on your only accomplishment.
FIFY
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SnotBubbles
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Jun 28, 2012 10:12pm
like_that;1214694 wrote:FIFY
I've accomplished a couple of things. Don't be jealous.

Tball All-Star Coach > State Runner-Up in Wrestling
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Jun 28, 2012 10:45pm
Can we get pictures of the hottest moms on this team, because that is all I really care about?
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Jun 28, 2012 10:49pm
Why are you reminding me of randy from the south park episode when the kids are all trying to lose the baseball game? Congrats to you and hope it is fun.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 28, 2012 11:00pm
Watch some Kenny Powers videos on YouTube to get some pointers on how to manage this team.
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Jun 28, 2012 11:01pm
THE4RINGZ;1214632 wrote:First soccer now t ball.

Way to go Jimmy Leland.

Who?
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Ironman92
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Jun 28, 2012 11:03pm
SnotBubbles;1214618 wrote:I was selected to be the head coach at the all-star game for the SW portion of our county.

So fuck you guys who have said I live a mundane, miserable & pathetic life...fuck you guys bunches. What now bros? Where are your accolades?

I was the district track coach of the year in 2010. Hope this helps.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jun 28, 2012 11:05pm
I once single handily lost a flag football game for my team.
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Jun 28, 2012 11:21pm
I nearly got thrown out of a church-league softball league for giving a 70+ year old man a forearm to the chest for blocking first base.

That is more impressive than being a t-ball all-star coach.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 28, 2012 11:26pm
sherm03;1214791 wrote:I nearly got thrown out of a church-league softball league for giving a 70+ year old man a forearm to the chest for blocking first base.

That is more impressive than being a t-ball all-star coach.

Church League Softball fistfight by Tim Wilson comes to mind.
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June18
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Jun 28, 2012 11:32pm
I feel like we are all All Star Coaches after helping with the lineup
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Jun 28, 2012 11:47pm
I am shocked you are even allowed to be around young boys.
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Sonofanump
Jun 28, 2012 11:48pm
Step up your game for ice cream for this all start game.
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Jun 29, 2012 12:05am
THE4RINGZ;1214796 wrote:Church League Softball fistfight by Tim Wilson comes to mind.
That song came out about a year after the incident. Every time I hear that song I think of that day and laugh to myself.
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Jun 29, 2012 10:54am
SnotBubbles;1214618 wrote:I was selected to be the head coach at the all-star game for the SW portion of our county.

So fuck you guys who have said I live a mundane, miserable & pathetic life...fuck you guys bunches. What now bros? Where are your accolades?

What time the game on Friday/Saturday?
What field are you playing on?
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Jun 29, 2012 10:55am
So you were the only one willing to do the job? ok.
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Commander of Awesome
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Jun 29, 2012 10:56am
SnotBubbles;1214707 wrote:I've accomplished a couple of things. Don't be jealous.

Tball All-Star Coach > State Runner-Up in Wrestling
lol'd
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Jun 29, 2012 10:59am
sherm03;1214819 wrote: Every time I hear that song I think of that day and laugh to myself.
that's one more laugh than you get from your crowds

/Society'd
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Jun 29, 2012 11:22am
SnotBubbles;1214618 wrote:I was selected to be the head coach at the all-star game for the SW portion of our county.
Who made that decision?