Conan has been doing his show in Chicago this week, and this was one of the bits. I have been laughing so hard at this. I've always wanted to go to this place when I was in Chicago...but have never been. I think I'm going to make the trip the next time I'm in town.

[video]http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2012/06/15/conan-chicago-hot-dog-stand.tbs.html[/video]

That was awesome.

Triumph's joke about tips made me laugh pretty hard. So did Brayer joining in on screaming at the customers at the end.

Yea the tips joke was pretty damn funny.

I used to be a late-night regular there in school. I always tipped them just waving my hand and saying "throw it in the college fund" (yeah, I was a drunk ass).

A few other times came in with a big, long disorderly line. Just chaotic. No one knew how to order. So from about 5 people deep I yell "Hey, Tootie, give me a fucking char dog and cheese fries". Then people just look at me in amazement as my order came up.

Yeah, I called her "Tootie" (from facts of life). We had nicknames for all of them. There was a Shirley (from What's Happening)... Some mexican guy who never talked we called "Quiet Man". A white guy there occassionaly was a manager/owner had red hair and glasses we always called him Danny Ainge - even the workers started calling him Danny Ainge (supposedly he didn't like it, but there was a pretty strong resemblance).

For halloween one year I came in dressed up in my pimp costume and they all just died. Free food that night.

Is that the place where if you ask for a chocolate milkshake the fat chick shows you her tits?

sherm03;1201595 wrote:Is that the place where if you ask for a chocolate milkshake the fat chick shows you her tits?

Normally just saying "show your tits" is enough. Might cost you a $1 tip.

Outstanding!!

I've been to the Weiner Circle!!!!!!!

Scarlet_Buckeye;1201615 wrote:I've been to the Weiner Circle!!!!!!!

Isn't that what they call the OC Mod meetings?

DeadliestWarrior34;1201620 wrote:Isn't that what they call the OC Mod meetings?

BOOM!

"How do you sleep in your car at night?" and the tips joke had me laughing.

that was sweet! Thanks for posting, always nice to start the day laughing

Sykotyk;1201677 wrote:"How do you sleep in your car at night?" and the tips joke had me laughing.

I lol'd at both of those and when he said "Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?"

Other than the ones posted, I also lol'd at "Oh, I didn't know Tyler Perry works here." and "You're like Nicki Minaj without the everything."

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It's definitely a place to see if you are in Chicago. But note this is only the late night crowd - like after 1AM. Any other time of day it's extremely tame in comparison, bordering on just another run-of-the-mill hot dog joint.

That shtick is only for the late-night drunks, so if you go some other time of day expecting this you will be disappointed.

"You're gonna sign this titty before you leave!"

CLASSIC.

"You look like Nikki Minaj without the everything" was a good one too.

"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates"

Finally watched this. Gold.

another classic from this week:
[video]http://teamcoco.com/video/masturbating-bear-chicago[/video]

"Bitch, TIP!

LMAO