DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 5, 2012 10:59pm
I still do, but I used to too.
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Jun 5, 2012 11:00pm
Is today his birthday or death day?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 5, 2012 11:04pm
RIP Mitch.
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Sonofanump
Jun 5, 2012 11:08pm
Mitch, he ordered the club sandwich and was not even a member.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 5, 2012 11:10pm
He likes vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. Oftentimes, when he bought a candy bar, he would drop it, so that it achieves its maxinum flavor potential.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 5, 2012 11:33pm
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Jun 5, 2012 11:36pm
I was once given a receipt with a donut. Why would i ever need t a receipt for a donut? Some skeptical friend? Dont even act like i didnt get that donut.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jun 5, 2012 11:36pm
The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
"You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
"You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jun 5, 2012 11:46pm
Got to see him in Newport just a few months before he died.
Easily one of the best shows I've seen.
Easily one of the best shows I've seen.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 6, 2012 12:10am
justincredible;1190122 wrote:The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
"You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
coolest of stories brochacho
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Jun 6, 2012 2:19am
I don't dip my fish sticks in shit
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 6, 2012 2:22am
How does he feel about frilly toothpicks? HE'S FOR 'EM!
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jun 6, 2012 5:19am
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. I bet if you jumped out the window, you'd die sooner.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Jun 6, 2012 7:24am
Single tree double tree meeting adjourned
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 6, 2012 2:24pm
I had my heart set on Quadruple Tree. We were almost THERE!
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jun 8, 2012 8:02am
I may be blowing my cover here. I like my UPS guy, because he's a drug dealer, and doesn't even know it.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 8, 2012 3:45pm
I like the difference between frogs and bears. Like with frogs, I don't have to hang my ****ing sandwiches from a branch. The frog knows they are for ME. He'd rather have a fly, because a fly zig-zags, and my sandwiches do not. When I want honey on my toast, I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog ...
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jun 8, 2012 4:00pm
I guess you had to be there.DeadliestWarrior34;1190174 wrote:coolest of stories brochacho
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cat_lover
Posts: 2,388
Jun 8, 2012 9:51pm
Dogs are forever in the push up position.