Mitch, he ordered the club sandwich and was not even a member.
Jun 5, 2012 11:08pm
O-Trap
Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Tue, Jun 5, 2012 11:10 PMJun 5, 2012 11:10 PM
He likes vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. Oftentimes, when he bought a candy bar, he would drop it, so that it achieves its maxinum flavor potential.
Jun 5, 2012 11:10pm
ernest_t_bass
12th Son of the Lama
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ernest_t_bass
12th Son of the Lama
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Tue, Jun 5, 2012 11:33 PMJun 5, 2012 11:33 PM
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Jun 5, 2012 11:33pm
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Recovering Pothead
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Big_Mirg_ZHS
Recovering Pothead
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Tue, Jun 5, 2012 11:36 PMJun 5, 2012 11:36 PM
I was once given a receipt with a donut. Why would i ever need t a receipt for a donut? Some skeptical friend? Dont even act like i didnt get that donut.
Jun 5, 2012 11:36pm
justincredible
Nick Mangold
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justincredible
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Tue, Jun 5, 2012 11:36 PMJun 5, 2012 11:36 PM
The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
"You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
Jun 5, 2012 11:36pm
sherm03
I go balls deep.
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sherm03
I go balls deep.
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Tue, Jun 5, 2012 11:46 PMJun 5, 2012 11:46 PM
Got to see him in Newport just a few months before he died.
Easily one of the best shows I've seen.
Jun 5, 2012 11:46pm
DeadliestWarrior34
gooby pls
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 12:10 AMJun 6, 2012 12:10 AM
justincredible;1190122 wrote:The interaction my wife and I had with Mitch at one of his shows was easily the funniest experience of my life.
"You guys in the front. Don't worry. I'm not going to fuck with you. A lot of comedians like to fuck with the people in the front row but that's not my style."
He then proceeded to fuck with us. Awesome.
coolest of stories brochacho
Jun 6, 2012 12:10am
sportchampps
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 2:19 AMJun 6, 2012 2:19 AM
I don't dip my fish sticks in shit
Jun 6, 2012 2:19am
O-Trap
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 2:22 AMJun 6, 2012 2:22 AM
How does he feel about frilly toothpicks? HE'S FOR 'EM!
Jun 6, 2012 2:22am
brutus161
The Navy Guy
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 5:19 AMJun 6, 2012 5:19 AM
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. I bet if you jumped out the window, you'd die sooner.
Jun 6, 2012 5:19am
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 7:24 AMJun 6, 2012 7:24 AM
Single tree double tree meeting adjourned
Jun 6, 2012 7:24am
O-Trap
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Wed, Jun 6, 2012 2:24 PMJun 6, 2012 2:24 PM
I had my heart set on Quadruple Tree. We were almost THERE!
Jun 6, 2012 2:24pm
brutus161
The Navy Guy
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Fri, Jun 8, 2012 8:02 AMJun 8, 2012 8:02 AM
I may be blowing my cover here. I like my UPS guy, because he's a drug dealer, and doesn't even know it.
Jun 8, 2012 8:02am
O-Trap
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Fri, Jun 8, 2012 3:45 PMJun 8, 2012 3:45 PM
I like the difference between frogs and bears. Like with frogs, I don't have to hang my ****ing sandwiches from a branch. The frog knows they are for ME. He'd rather have a fly, because a fly zig-zags, and my sandwiches do not. When I want honey on my toast, I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog ...
Jun 8, 2012 3:45pm
justincredible
Nick Mangold
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Fri, Jun 8, 2012 4:00 PMJun 8, 2012 4:00 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1190174 wrote:coolest of stories brochacho
