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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 4, 2012 11:09am
At a local establishment this saturday night there was a table of 7-8 people who were smoking. It was quite annoying and one guy kept turning his head and blowing the smoke our way.
So....I figured what the hell. I went up to him, took his cig and threw it on the ground. He bashfully sits down with his tail between his legs. and then his 4'3" gf comes up to me and starts yipping at me like one of those ankle biter little dogs, and then she called over her 300 lb lady friend.
All while he sits quietly all scared like a little wuss.
So...just in case you are on the O-C..............next time, be a man and try and fight your own battles.
Pussy.
So....I figured what the hell. I went up to him, took his cig and threw it on the ground. He bashfully sits down with his tail between his legs. and then his 4'3" gf comes up to me and starts yipping at me like one of those ankle biter little dogs, and then she called over her 300 lb lady friend.
All while he sits quietly all scared like a little wuss.
So...just in case you are on the O-C..............next time, be a man and try and fight your own battles.
Pussy.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 4, 2012 11:10am
LOL any takers thavoice was the one smoking and his woman is the 4'3 gf?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 4, 2012 11:17am
sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!
Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 4, 2012 11:19am
lol you should have just started the thread with "So my wife...i mean, this guy and his gf were at a bar and I was, i mean he was smoking..."thavoice;1188242 wrote:sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!
Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jun 4, 2012 11:22am
lmao--reps!Raw Dawgin' it;1188238 wrote:LOL any takers thavoice was the one smoking and his woman is the 4'3 gf?
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 4, 2012 11:47am
It's a true story.
Because later we were playing trivia against these teachers and after we won I said "you just got taken to school" and the whole bar erupted with applause.
/3BALL'd
Because later we were playing trivia against these teachers and after we won I said "you just got taken to school" and the whole bar erupted with applause.
/3BALL'd
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jun 4, 2012 12:21pm
If it was legal to smoke in the bar, either deal with the smoke or find a bar that is smoke free. Probably a good thing he sent his wife over to confront you because he would have kicked your ass.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 4, 2012 12:23pm
Nah, illegal to smoke in there.THE4RINGZ;1188286 wrote:If it was legal to smoke in the bar, either deal with the smoke or find a bar that is smoke free. Probably a good thing he sent his wife over to confront you because he would have kicked your ass.
and there is no doubt in my mind I would have kicked the guys ass. If he thought any different he woulda confronted me himself.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jun 4, 2012 12:27pm
People who try and start fights in bars are really cool. You seem like an awesome guy. Dont bother asking them to stop smoking or go outside to do it. That would of been CRAZY!!!
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jun 4, 2012 12:36pm
Your wife scolded you about having a beer with dinner at a restaurant. Your wuss-o-meter took a spike on that one.thavoice;1188242 wrote:sorry dude. I dont smoke, and my wife is much taller than that!
Still cannot believe that dude was such a wussy.
Did you tell the stupid bitch Saturday night to sit down?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 4, 2012 12:51pm
Yeah.....my wuss o meter took a big time spike on that one. I hoping I gained some respect back though!said_aouita;1188298 wrote:Your wife scolded you about having a beer with dinner at a restaurant. Your wuss-o-meter took a spike on that one.
Did you tell the stupid bitch Saturday night to sit down?
I told the her to sit her ass done and have her man come up to me. She went to the table,a nd brought back her friend, a female, who looked about 300lbs. She was wearing a circus tent I think. I asked the fat chick what she was gonna do...eat me or something?
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jun 4, 2012 2:09pm
/all american badassthavoice;1188306 wrote:Yeah.....my wuss o meter took a big time spike on that one. I hoping I gained some respect back though!
I told the her to sit her ass done and have her man come up to me. She went to the table,a nd brought back her friend, a female, who looked about 300lbs. She was wearing a circus tent I think. I asked the fat chick what she was gonna do...eat me or something?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 4, 2012 2:18pm
LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 4, 2012 2:48pm
How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?Raw Dawgin' it;1188346 wrote:LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 4, 2012 2:56pm
Wouldn't happen, from the sounds of it his wife has massive balls.FatHobbit;1188362 wrote:How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Jun 4, 2012 2:59pm
Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.Rotinaj;1188293 wrote:People who try and start fights in bars are really cool. You seem like an awesome guy. Dont bother asking them to stop smoking or go outside to do it. That would of been CRAZY!!!
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jun 4, 2012 3:01pm
This.friendfromlowry;1188368 wrote:Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 4, 2012 3:02pm
Haha repsFatHobbit;1188362 wrote:How much do you want to bet he was silently hoping the guy would knock his wife out?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jun 4, 2012 3:56pm
Why?friendfromlowry;1188368 wrote:Haha I was thinking the same thing. Why did he have to grab the cigarette out of his mouth and throw it on the ground? Why couldn't he just ask him to put it out? Oh yeah, because far-fetched story is far-fetched.
Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jun 4, 2012 3:59pm
There is a time to worry about how tough one appears to be.
That time is age 12.
That time is age 12.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 4, 2012 3:59pm
queencitybuckeye;1188422 wrote:There is a time to worry about how tough one appears to be.
That time is age 12.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 4, 2012 4:13pm
thavoice;1188418 wrote:Why?
Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jun 4, 2012 4:20pm
thavoice, lol....
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jun 4, 2012 4:27pm
Im still waiting on the part where she calls her boyfriend to take of it.Raw Dawgin' it;1188346 wrote:LOL at anyone who thinks thavoice isn't the guy that got pwned for smoking and sat there while his woman fought his battles.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Jun 4, 2012 6:01pm
So you'll approach a random guy at a bar and pull a cigarette out of his mouth not caring if it'll lead to a fight but won't stand up to your wife when she tells you to not drink a beer with dinner?thavoice;1188418 wrote:Why?
Because I felt like it, and didnt mind if it led to a fight.