Just making fun of PITTman's thread, should it be moved to the basement?

Found this dog lost while I was roaming the cuyahoga falls area. I decided to rescue him, because I want him to have a good home (it seems as if his owner had beaten him several times). His name on his collar is "Gromit," but that sounds like vomit, and seems disrespectful for him, so I changed his name to GOAT. Please somebody help take him off my hands, or he will be going to the pound .