The not game thread of the Pirates/Reds game that isn't happening today

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May 6, 2012 12:27pm
I (Pirates fan) start Game 1 thread = Reds win.

Terry (Reds fan) starts Game 2 thread = Pirates win.

Therefore, if any Pirates fan tries to start the Game 3 thread, I WILL BAN YOU!
This is not the Reds' lineup:

Cozart SS
Stubbs CF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Heisey LF
Frazier 3B
Hanigan C
Mat Latos P
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May 6, 2012 1:37pm
Stubbs did not just walk.

And Barmes did not make a fantastic play on Cozart.
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May 6, 2012 1:39pm
With the way Stubbs wasn't getting up all too quick on that failed pick off, I didn't think he had a chance in hell to get to 3rd. And of course he cruised in lol
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May 6, 2012 1:46pm
Brandon Phillips is not sucking.

Oh wait, he really is.

Bat Bruce 4th Dusty you idiot.
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May 6, 2012 1:59pm
Pittsburgh did not just fuck up a bases loaded/one out situation!!!

Man...even saying it that way doesn't blunt the rage...
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May 6, 2012 2:03pm
Heretic;1163738 wrote:Pittsburgh did not just fuck up a bases loaded/one out situation!!!

Man...even saying it that way doesn't blunt the rage...
Soo it does blunt the rage? :D
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May 6, 2012 2:05pm
Frazier goes yard.

And then Alvarez throws one 5 rows deep on Hanigan's grounder. lol
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May 6, 2012 2:06pm
SportsAndLady;1163739 wrote:Soo it does blunt the rage? :D
Lol...well played.

And, fuck, Todd Frazier did not just make it even more awkward when Dusty demotes him to AAA to make room for Cairo when he comes off the DL.
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May 6, 2012 2:08pm
I think we all just saw why Frazier doesn't deserve more PT. Eff Dusty.
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May 6, 2012 2:10pm
Terry_Tate;1163744 wrote:I think we all just saw why Frazier doesn't deserve more PT. Eff Dusty.

Yeah, he's going to rot on the bench for the next week. He should start 5-6 times a week between 3B and LF.
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May 6, 2012 2:18pm
justincredible;1163745 wrote:Yeah, he's going to rot on the bench for the next week. He should start 5-6 times a week between 3B and LF.
You realize you just said Frazier is not going to rot on the bench and is going to be starting 5-6 times a week?
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May 6, 2012 2:20pm
And Stubbsy with a 2 run jack to right center.
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May 6, 2012 2:21pm
I still hate Drew Stubbs.
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May 6, 2012 2:24pm
SportsAndLady;1163746 wrote:You realize you just said Frazier is not going to rot on the bench and is going to be starting 5-6 times a week?

No I didn't.
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May 6, 2012 2:24pm
Drew Stubbs!
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mhs95_06
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May 6, 2012 2:24pm
4-0 and high pitch count for Latos. Time to assault the strike zone with fastballs.
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May 6, 2012 2:25pm
justincredible;1163750 wrote:No I didn't.
..so you did..?
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May 6, 2012 2:26pm
SportsAndLady;1163753 wrote:..so you did..?

I have no idea what you're getting at. My post was pretty clear and was not what you said.
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May 6, 2012 2:27pm
justincredible;1163755 wrote:I have no idea what you're getting at. My post was pretty clear and was not what you said.
It's opposite day you dweeb.
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May 6, 2012 2:29pm
wildcats20;1163757 wrote:It's opposite day you dweeb.

Lol, I'm almost 30.
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May 6, 2012 2:31pm
justincredible;1163759 wrote:Lol, I'm almost 30.
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May 6, 2012 2:37pm
justincredible;1163759 wrote:Lol, I'm almost 30.
Liar.
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May 6, 2012 2:38pm
justincredible;1163759 wrote:Lol, I'm almost 30.
So, this means you're really over 30. Well played.
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May 6, 2012 2:39pm
Heretic;1163765 wrote:So, this means you're really over 30. Well played.
Probably some 45 year old creeper who lives in his moms basement waiting for more ccrunner bhole pics.
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May 6, 2012 2:39pm
Rotinaj;1163766 wrote:Probably some 45 year old creeper who lives in his moms basement waiting for more ccrunner bhole pics.
So, HE was Mtrulz!!!!