Good example of the shit I am talking about (see poll choices)

A malignant bacteria designed in a meth lab infects 1 child. The bacteria can only be spread to 1000 children. The child is still in the meth lab, but still has functioning legs and access to a local school containing exactly 1000 children. The child is about to walk into a local school and you are armed with a single bullet that would not only kill the child and the bacteria, but would give you an instant orgasm greater than the Great Orgasm of 1929.

Would you?

I wouldn't.

Thoughts?

Voat in the poll.