martyirish
Posts: 490
Apr 18, 2012 10:53am
When you're the head football coach at Arkansas and you don't beat LSU or
Alabama you get angry.
When you get angry, you go out and buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player.
When you invite the blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former
volley ball player for a ride on your Harley, you end up in a road-side
ditch with broken ribs and other injuries.
When you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries and
keep it a secret that there was a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player along for the ride on your Harley, you get
fired.
Moral of the story: Beat LSU and Alabama. :laugh:
Alabama you get angry.
When you get angry, you go out and buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player.
When you invite the blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former
volley ball player for a ride on your Harley, you end up in a road-side
ditch with broken ribs and other injuries.
When you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries and
keep it a secret that there was a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old
female former volley ball player along for the ride on your Harley, you get
fired.
Moral of the story: Beat LSU and Alabama. :laugh:
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 18, 2012 10:57am
reps :thumbup:
Glassy
Posts: 119
Apr 18, 2012 10:59am
He would have been better off taking the long legged blonde to the turkish spa or to a motel to re-inact Platoon with Charlie Sheen!
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Apr 18, 2012 11:14am
Good shit.
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carmen
Posts: 109
Apr 18, 2012 11:39am
lol
I love those commercials
I love those commercials
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Apr 18, 2012 11:43am
Haha that is pretty funny.
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carmen
Posts: 109
Apr 18, 2012 11:51am
Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?
martyirish
Posts: 490
Apr 18, 2012 2:31pm
oh hell nocarmen;1146937 wrote:Did you come up with that yourself martyirish?
I wish I had
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 18, 2012 3:27pm
Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 18, 2012 6:58pm
repsernest_t_bass;1147123 wrote:Marty, you probably saw that in some movie.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Apr 19, 2012 4:19pm
Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 19, 2012 4:21pm
I thought she was supposed to be blonde? Or is this in addition to the blonde?Little Danny;1148141 wrote:Apparently Petrino was also hooking up with this:
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Apr 19, 2012 4:23pm
^^^ In addition to.
Dude must have serious game.
Dude must have serious game.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 19, 2012 4:24pm
all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had bothLittle Danny;1148146 wrote:^^^ In addition to.
Dude must have serious game.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Apr 19, 2012 4:38pm
Only in the SEC..
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 19, 2012 4:48pm
vball10set;1148149 wrote:all it takes is $$$ and fame, and he had both
It obviously doesn't take national championships.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 19, 2012 8:45pm
lol--reps :thumbup:ernest_t_bass;1148169 wrote:It obviously doesn't take national championships.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Apr 19, 2012 9:43pm
Petrino is a pimp.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Apr 19, 2012 9:55pm
Don't hate the playa....
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 19, 2012 10:28pm
Laley23;1148321 wrote:Petrino is a pimp.
So was Paterno... Maybe.