Scared man calls cops on woman who wants a ton of sex

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BR1986FB
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Apr 13, 2012 8:02pm
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ytownfootball
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Apr 13, 2012 8:27pm
No pic, damn...sure makes posting comments on such issues difficult. She's 47, so this could go about fiddy fiddy, leaning toward skank.
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BORIStheCrusher
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Apr 13, 2012 8:37pm
ytownfootball;1143860 wrote:No pic, damn...sure makes posting comments on such issues difficult. She's 47, so this could go about fiddy fiddy, leaning toward skank.
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bigkahuna
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Apr 13, 2012 9:24pm
Forever negged.
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oletiger
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Apr 13, 2012 9:44pm
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ytownfootball
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Apr 13, 2012 9:54pm
It could be worse...just sayin'

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Curly J
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Apr 13, 2012 10:03pm
ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:you get her to nut properly that doesnt happen
Epically if you get her to 'nut' a whole 3 times.
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Midstate01
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Apr 13, 2012 10:09pm
ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:if you just go after school age boys, that doesnt happen

what????
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hoops23
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Apr 13, 2012 10:15pm
WTF
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password
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Apr 13, 2012 10:36pm
Maybe she looked like this,

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ytownfootball
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Apr 13, 2012 10:47pm
Even the cops would be bangin' that, nope, she had to be a skank.
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cat_lover
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Apr 13, 2012 11:05pm
Did darbypitcher file the complaint?
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BORIStheCrusher
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Apr 13, 2012 11:16pm
ytownfootball;1143955 wrote:It could be worse...just sayin'

You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...
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Ironman92
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Apr 13, 2012 11:28pm
BORIStheCrusher;1144042 wrote:You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...

By cool you mean off-the-charts disgusting? That belly button crevice would swallow a buffalo.
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ytownfootball
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Apr 13, 2012 11:29pm
BORIStheCrusher;1144042 wrote:You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...
Yeah, I'm not down with pulling out a 3 month old Cheeto on my peenor tip.
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Ironman92
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Apr 13, 2012 11:31pm
ytownfootball;1144049 wrote:Yeah, I'm not down with pulling out a 3 month old Cheeto on my peenor tip.

It would take a 37 inch pecker to sop up that Cheetoh.

Congrats.
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Apr 14, 2012 9:31am
This thread went downhill quickly.
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vball10set
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Apr 14, 2012 10:37am
ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:you get her to nut properly that doesnt happen
*doesn't