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gut
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Apr 12, 2012 6:57pm
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Apr 12, 2012 7:00pm
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like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 12, 2012 7:04pm
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Apr 12, 2012 7:04pm
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ptown_trojans_1
Posts: 7,632
Apr 12, 2012 7:40pm
Nork FAIL
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 12, 2012 8:16pm
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/north-korea-launches-long-range-missile-232147093.html
Apparently the fucker failed LOL.
Apparently the fucker failed LOL.
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Apr 12, 2012 9:00pm
3 things coulda happened:
1) we blew it up mid-air
2) we sabotaged it pre-launch
3) NoKo's suck at building rockets
I'd be happy with either.
1) we blew it up mid-air
2) we sabotaged it pre-launch
3) NoKo's suck at building rockets
I'd be happy with either.
ptown_trojans_1
Posts: 7,632
Apr 12, 2012 9:07pm
1. Don't have the technology to do that. Our missile defense is in the final phase. We do not have boost phase defense.derek bomar;1143060 wrote:3 things coulda happened:
1) we blew it up mid-air
2) we sabotaged it pre-launch
3) NoKo's suck at building rockets
I'd be happy with either.
2. Perhaps, wouldn't rule it out, but wouldn't give us that much credit either.
3. I think this is it. There is a reason it is called rocket science, it is pretty damn hard. The Norks just suck at it.
Apparently the thing failed during the first stage, which is a huge setback. The 2009 test failed between the 2nd and 3rd stages.
My takeaway, the Norks are still years away from threatening the U.S.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 13, 2012 11:38am
I heard this morning that the height requirement to join the North Korean army was 4'9"? Bunch of fucking douchebag Lollipop Kids can't even get on the rides at Cedar Point.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Apr 13, 2012 12:06pm
Years? Try centuries.ptown_trojans_1;1143070 wrote:1. Don't have the technology to do that. Our missile defense is in the final phase. We do not have boost phase defense.
2. Perhaps, wouldn't rule it out, but wouldn't give us that much credit either.
3. I think this is it. There is a reason it is called rocket science, it is pretty damn hard. The Norks just suck at it.
Apparently the thing failed during the first stage, which is a huge setback. The 2009 test failed between the 2nd and 3rd stages.
My takeaway, the Norks are still years away from threatening the U.S.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 13, 2012 12:21pm
Are you serious? That is truly impressive. We could go to war with them and just take their food and hold it over our heads.BR1986FB;1143464 wrote:I heard this morning that the height requirement to join the North Korean army was 4'9"? Bunch of ****ing douchebag Lollipop Kids can't even get on the rides at Cedar Point.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 13, 2012 12:25pm
Probably a reason for this. Since their diet consists primarily of "air", they probably have stunted growth. 4'11" might be the center on their Olympic basketball team.bigkahuna;1143501 wrote:Are you serious? That is truly impressive. We could go to war with them and just take their food and hold it over our heads.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 13, 2012 12:30pm
I might move over there. At 6' I could be a giant or the highest paid person in their professional basketball league.BR1986FB;1143503 wrote:Probably a reason for this. Since their diet consists primarily of "air", they probably have stunted growth. 4'11" might be the center on their Olympic basketball team.
wait...
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 13, 2012 1:38pm
It's only a matter of time before they inadvertently nuke themselves because they have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Apr 13, 2012 1:42pm
I imagine they might also have a few openings in the astro-physics department, seeing as how this test fell short of their last one. Job also comes with housing, clothing, furniture and food "abandoned" by prior employees.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 13, 2012 1:42pm
That's funny because I thought the same thing. Kind of like one of those bloopers of a kid setting off a bottle rocket that comes back to blast him in the balls or mouth except in a much more catastrophic way.dlazz;1143560 wrote:It's only a matter of time before they inadvertently nuke themselves because they have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 13, 2012 3:26pm
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 13, 2012 7:14pm
Those should be Rs not Ls.BR1986FB;1143676 wrote:
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Apr 13, 2012 8:04pm
You wonder how many were led out back by the Commissar and shot or if their lucky they may be allowed to do the honarable thing and off themselves.gut;1143566 wrote:I imagine they might also have a few openings in the astro-physics department, seeing as how this test fell short of their last one. Job also comes with housing, clothing, furniture and food "abandoned" by prior employees.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 13, 2012 9:27pm
Is anyone else fascinated with North Korea? I've seen 2 documentaries from Americans who were granted access. I just wish there was more.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Apr 13, 2012 10:23pm
I've watched a few. I watched this one on vice.com about North Korean labor camps in Siberia. These guys are not your typical journalists. They mix a lot of humor into it but still get the story told. There are seven parts.bigkahuna;1143912 wrote:Is anyone else fascinated with North Korea? I've seen 2 documentaries from Americans who were granted access. I just wish there was more.
http://www.vice.com/vice-news/north-korean-labor-camps-part-1
ptown_trojans_1
Posts: 7,632
Apr 13, 2012 10:38pm
One of the greatest twitter feeds:
http://twitter.com/#!/KimJongNumberUn
Some good ones:
That is the last time I buy a rocket on eBay.
Still confused about what went wrong. Thought Diet Coke and Mentos was foolproof.
Final offer: will call off nuclear launch in exchange for IPad 3.
Baby you're so fine I want to put my rocket in your silo. <s>#</s>northkoreanpickuplines
http://twitter.com/#!/KimJongNumberUn
Some good ones:
That is the last time I buy a rocket on eBay.
Still confused about what went wrong. Thought Diet Coke and Mentos was foolproof.
Final offer: will call off nuclear launch in exchange for IPad 3.
Baby you're so fine I want to put my rocket in your silo. <s>#</s>northkoreanpickuplines
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 13, 2012 10:39pm
RAUNCH!!!!
