Coward or Not Coward: Bear surprises a man.

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OneBuckeye
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Apr 11, 2012 10:11pm
[video=youtube;WmhvdtX72eQ][/video]

What say you?

He should have delivered a bear dick punch straightaway.
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like_that
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Apr 11, 2012 10:14pm
(Insert LJ's post about proper bear survival practices)
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Ironman92
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Apr 11, 2012 10:16pm
I say....shit thy pants
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Commander of Awesome
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Apr 11, 2012 10:17pm
Def not a coward. A bear will fuck you up. If this was a shark no one would think twice.
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Apr 11, 2012 10:25pm
like_that;1142153 wrote:(Insert LJ's post about proper bear survival practices)

Dont walk around texting
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superman
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Apr 11, 2012 10:30pm
like_that;1142153 wrote:(Insert LJ's post about proper bear survival practices)
This post just made me realize that LJ is actually Dwight K Shrute.
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LJ
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Apr 11, 2012 10:31pm
superman;1142189 wrote:This post just made me realize that LJ is actually Dwight K Shrute.

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Apr 11, 2012 11:08pm
I would have punched the bear in it's dick.
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Apr 12, 2012 2:08pm
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Apr 12, 2012 2:10pm
I don't know if i'd run or freeze.
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Apr 12, 2012 2:13pm
funny shit
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gut
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Apr 12, 2012 2:31pm
How dramatic would it have been if he went into "drop and play dead" mode instead?
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vball10set
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Apr 12, 2012 2:34pm
Definitely coward--why would anyone be afraid of sleeper?
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NNN
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Apr 19, 2012 2:54am
Looks like bad news for the Impson family!
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Go4alOngbOmB
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Apr 19, 2012 3:22am
The shit coming out of my ass could not have caught up to me quick enough if I saw that in the middle of my suburban home.

Now if I lived out in the middle of the country....I would EXPECT THAT.....but not walking down my concrete walkway in the burbs!

Tho he did set the 40 yard dash record for men over 300 pounds....kudos to him.
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Sonofanump
Apr 19, 2012 8:11am
I would have turned and ran a whole of alot quicker than that guy.
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Apr 19, 2012 9:05am
I would have taken a picture of the bear then ran.
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Apr 19, 2012 9:20am
I would have wrestled the bear to the ground.
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vball10set
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Apr 19, 2012 9:24am
justincredible;1147809 wrote:I would have wrestled the bear to the ground.
/fab1'd
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Apr 19, 2012 11:19am
vball10set;1147811 wrote:/fab1'd

Only if he then rips its head off
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Apr 19, 2012 5:59pm
I would have screamed as loud as I could, froze perfectly still and eaten by the bear.