Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 28, 2012 9:38pm
Wow, and the kicker:
The saw:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-saws-off-own-foot-continue-receiving-unemployment-211222700.htmlaccording to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
The saw:
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Mar 28, 2012 9:40pm
Well, he can certainly put his foot in his mouth now with that idea.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 28, 2012 9:41pm
For all my fans out there as well, sorry it wasn't a head!! 
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Mar 28, 2012 9:47pm
You know you're lazy when...
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 28, 2012 9:52pm
He was probably black
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 28, 2012 9:53pm
Some people work too hard at avoiding work.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Mar 28, 2012 9:53pm
Black people don't own tools.DeyDurkie5;1130483 wrote:He was probably black
Edit- I suppose they could steal them.
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Mar 28, 2012 9:55pm
Holy shit. How would you even be able to get inside to the kitchen and then still be able to communicate what happened to emergency services? I would think your body would put you into a coma from the shock.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Mar 28, 2012 10:00pm
only crowbars and bolt cuttersdwccrew;1130485 wrote:Black people don't own tools.
Edit- I suppose they could steal them.
oberhaus
Posts: 868
Mar 28, 2012 10:49pm
Sounds like a resonable thing to do.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 28, 2012 10:53pm
Fab1b;1130447 wrote:Wow, and the kicker:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-saws-off-own-foot-continue-receiving-unemployment-211222700.html
The saw:
You said kicker. Lol
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Mar 28, 2012 11:20pm
and flat-head screwdrivers to get jewelry1_beast;1130493 wrote:only crowbars and bolt cutters
Trayvon'd
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Mar 28, 2012 11:46pm
FIFYDeyDurkie5;1130483 wrote:He was probably black.
/sleeper'd
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Mar 29, 2012 8:08am
Dafuq?Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Mar 29, 2012 8:34am
The best part...
The kicker: according to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Mar 29, 2012 5:51pm
I point to this as an example of anyone claiming unemployment provides incentive not to work! That is one motivated moron!
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Mar 29, 2012 5:55pm
From the comments:
LOLHe can work at IHop.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Mar 29, 2012 7:10pm
Hope the saw didn`t kick back.
ichsnjb
Posts: 285
Mar 29, 2012 7:19pm
The funny thing is: having his foot cut off doesn't qualify him for unemployment compensation.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 29, 2012 7:20pm
I imagine his disability claim should also be denied as this was a self inflicted injury.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Mar 29, 2012 9:42pm
Yeah, if he was smart he would have gotten a construction job and THEN cut-off his foot while on the clock. Lazy AND stupid.THE4RINGZ;1131294 wrote:I imagine his disability claim should also be denied as this was a self inflicted injury.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Mar 29, 2012 9:48pm
measure twice cut once.. too soon?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 29, 2012 9:54pm
What is better for cutting off a limb? The fine tooth plywood blade or a rugged ripping blade?
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mella
Posts: 647
Mar 29, 2012 10:36pm
Why is the blade so clean? I would expect a bigger mess on the blade itself.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Mar 29, 2012 10:48pm
i wood suggest a plywood blade but put tape on the backside to reduce the chip out.