BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
Mar 17, 2012 3:57am
:thumbdown:If you're anything like me, you'll try anything with a name like Butt Pirate. Butt Pirate, Ass Viking, Booty Conquistador ... I want them all. Unfortunately, only Butt Pirate exists, so I'll just have to make do.
Butt Pirate is an intimate deodorant that keeps your bum smelling bodacious. Use Butt Pirate before you have sex to really wow your partner with the scent and taste of vanilla. You'll have the tastiest hole since the donut with this organic, vegan anal douche
I'm sure some people here have a dirty hole so this should be handy.
http://www.shopinprivate.com/vanilla-butt-pirate-douche.html
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 17, 2012 4:24am
My ex said my asshole tastes like fudge. I assume that's a much more enjoyable flavor then vanilla.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Mar 17, 2012 2:34pm
The Wife, I mean I, prefer this scent.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 17, 2012 6:46pm
ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this
Perhaps if the ass cheeks were spread and the asshole were visible.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Mar 17, 2012 7:08pm
ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this
Reps...when I get to a PC.