Cantaloupe

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DeyDurkie5
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Mar 13, 2012 3:09pm
Delicious?

Gay Fruit?

Go Fuck Yourself Durk?
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McFly1955
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Mar 13, 2012 3:11pm
Delicious gay fruit.

I'm a fan.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Mar 13, 2012 3:12pm
Moe: Ahhhh, we're gonna die, and I never tasted cantaloupe.
Krusty: Eh, you ain't missin' much. Honeydew's the money melon!
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Heretic
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Mar 13, 2012 3:12pm
I could go for some of that delicious gay fruit right fucking now!
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robj55
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Mar 13, 2012 3:13pm
shit's good
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 13, 2012 3:17pm
it's below average
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mcburg93
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Mar 13, 2012 3:39pm
Go Fuck Yourself Durk
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gerb131
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Mar 13, 2012 6:22pm
The shit with a pinch of salt.
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gorocks99
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Mar 13, 2012 6:24pm
The shit with a bit of prosciutto
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gerb131
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Mar 13, 2012 6:27pm
gorocks99;1115212 wrote:The shit with a bit of prosciutto
That too. I get weird looks when I eat it that way. I think my Grandfather actually hit me once.
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THE4RINGZ
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Mar 13, 2012 6:29pm
Melon and Proscut is very delicious.
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justincredible
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Mar 13, 2012 6:36pm
I love cantaloupe with salt and pepper. Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
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Fab1b
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Mar 13, 2012 6:40pm
Like
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Skyhook79
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Mar 13, 2012 6:43pm
4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.
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1_beast
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Mar 13, 2012 6:52pm
i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
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gut
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Mar 13, 2012 6:59pm
Occasionally I slip and call it "musk melon" and my big city friends all laugh at me.
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 13, 2012 7:01pm
Skyhook79;1115240 wrote:4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.

Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
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Curly J
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Mar 13, 2012 7:14pm
1_beast;1115249 wrote:i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
But I will eat it cold. gorocks is right. Love it with prosciutto.
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Skyhook79
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Mar 13, 2012 7:19pm
ernest_t_bass;1115259 wrote:Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
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DeyDurkie5
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Mar 13, 2012 7:20pm
justincredible;1115229 wrote:Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
aww man
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Fab1b
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Mar 13, 2012 7:20pm
Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
He may want to meet you in the men's room in the stall with the glory hole! Worth a shot!
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 13, 2012 7:21pm
Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.

Too late. It was Friday.
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Skyhook79
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Mar 13, 2012 7:23pm
ernest_t_bass;1115281 wrote:Too late. It was Friday.
I know, I didn't look you for you because I knew you would act like this. Although I think I saw you.
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Steel Valley Football
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Mar 13, 2012 8:39pm
It's horrible. It ruins an entire fruit salad by making everything taste like cantaloupe. Plus it smells like ass when it ripens; before it's cut, I mean.
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Mr. 300
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Mar 13, 2012 9:09pm
Thumbs down!!