DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 1, 2012 4:00pm
When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..
1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg
In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"
1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg
In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Mar 1, 2012 4:14pm
Lol at ETB.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Mar 1, 2012 5:43pm
DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..
1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg
In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"
reps
by the way jj wont let people jerk him off anymore. He said you give to good of blow jobs to allow chumps like me to jerk him off.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Mar 1, 2012 5:54pm
you're a jive turkey
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Mar 1, 2012 8:36pm
Reps to Durkie
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 1, 2012 9:22pm
like_that;1102367 wrote:Lol at ETB.
I lol'd, but Lol'd more at COA's.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 1, 2012 9:23pm
Now THIS is a basement thread :thumbup:
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Mar 1, 2012 10:03pm
I was going to say, all of that and you didn't call me out because I've given you at least half of your infractions?
But there was at the end, and I feel better now.
As LJ said, quality basement thread. Would read again.
But there was at the end, and I feel better now.
As LJ said, quality basement thread. Would read again.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Mar 1, 2012 10:09pm
DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..
1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg
In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"
A+++ will rep soon. Well done.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Mar 2, 2012 2:28am
I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
reps
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Mar 2, 2012 9:42am
durkie, you never cease to amaze--reps, and welcome back up top :thumbup:
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 2, 2012 11:07am
Does Def Leopard still post on here?
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 2, 2012 12:56pm
not at all!hoops23;1102774 wrote:I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Mar 2, 2012 6:19pm
It's only wrong if he isn't dead. CGW is the worst.hoops23;1102774 wrote:I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?
reps
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Mar 2, 2012 9:39pm
Yeah yeah yeah....Deydumbass is back.
Whoopie:rolleyes:
Whoopie:rolleyes:
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 3, 2012 2:21am
Who the hell is this DeyDurkie idiot?
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 3, 2012 10:23am
Mr. 300;1103510 wrote:Yeah yeah yeah....Deydumbass is back.
Whoopie:rolleyes:
go fuck yourselvessaid_aouita;1103696 wrote:Who the hell is this DeyDurkie idiot?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 3, 2012 2:56pm
I laughed consistently. Reps to this!
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Mar 3, 2012 11:28pm
Epic thread. I repped and might have to rep again on another post of his for this post.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Mar 4, 2012 12:43pm
JJbubbles, Skyhook and ETB were spot on. This thread is going to be good
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Mar 4, 2012 1:09pm
DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..
1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg
In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"
Your mom must have typed that for you. There aren't any mis-spelled words or major grammar errors.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 4, 2012 1:37pm
DeyDurkie - 1
Skyhook - 0
That was a sad attempt.
Skyhook - 0
That was a sad attempt.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Mar 4, 2012 1:41pm
swing and a miss there, Momhook
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 4, 2012 1:49pm
Skyhook79;1104358 wrote:Your mom must have typed that for you. There aren't any mis-spelled words or major grammar errors.
Grammatical*
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Mar 4, 2012 1:55pm
GoChiefs;1104379 wrote:DeyDurkie - 1
Skyhook - 0
That was a sad attempt.
Surprised you found time to pull yourself from the race to post.