Soccer star’s girlfriend claims he’s on injury list because of too much sex

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Devils Advocate
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Jan 25, 2012 1:23pm
Melissa Satta claims her soccer star boyfriend is injured "because we have sex seven to 10 times a week


This guy is luckey he ain't crippled.....


http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/2012/01/soccer-stars-girlfriend-claims-he%E2%80%99s-on-injury-list-because-of-too-much-sex/#2677-7
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thavoice
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Jan 25, 2012 1:33pm
How would 7-10x a week to that to an athlete.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 25, 2012 1:36pm
thavoice;1065241 wrote:How would 7-10x a week to that to an athlete.
he injured his thigh...you do the math
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Skyhook79
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Jan 25, 2012 1:39pm
thavoice;1065241 wrote:How would 7-10x a week to that to an athlete.
Dehydration.
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thavoice
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Jan 25, 2012 1:47pm
Skyhook79;1065256 wrote:Dehydration.
7 to 10 x a day maybe, not in a week.

That dude must be a big time pussy.
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BearBoy69
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Jan 25, 2012 1:49pm
he played soccer, you mean his boyfriend right?
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Apple
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Jan 25, 2012 2:06pm
thavoice;1065241 wrote:How would 7-10x a week to that to an athlete.
Hell, if the little bird would be up for it, my bet is that even Devils could go 7-10x a week!
:D
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Belly35
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Jan 25, 2012 2:41pm
7-10 time that seem normal for me :D Would that be a work week or the general 7 day week :laugh:
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Laley23
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Jan 25, 2012 2:50pm
Damn, I hope hes back for the CL round of 16. I like watching him play. He scored a great goal versus Barca about 2 months ago.

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gut
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Jan 25, 2012 2:54pm
If she was my girlfriend, she'd be the one crippled for sure.

7-10X a week. I laugh at that. I hit that 7-10X before lunch.
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Thread Bomber
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Jan 25, 2012 5:07pm
I think the point is....If he is only having sex with her 7-10 times a week, he's not only hurt....He's on death's doorstep.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 25, 2012 5:08pm
gut;1065382 wrote:If she was my girlfriend, she'd be the one crippled for sure.

7-10X a week. I laugh at that. I hit that 7-10X before lunch.
oh would you?
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gut
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Jan 25, 2012 5:24pm
DeyDurkie5;1065569 wrote:oh would you?
if you stop longer than it takes her to make you a sammich, then you're gay