Woman with 2 hoo haas offered 1 million to do porn flick

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Jan 23, 2012 11:23am
This has all kinds of possibilities....




On the other hand, she has 2 menstral cycles a month.

So I guess it's twice the fun, with errrr uhmmm twice the fun.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/?adid=recentlyupdatedstories
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Jan 23, 2012 11:25am
triple penetration?
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wkfan
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Jan 23, 2012 11:26am
IWHI
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ytownfootball
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Jan 23, 2012 11:27am
Two Hoo Haa meets Twin Penor
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WebFire
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Jan 23, 2012 11:28am
Love this in the comments...

"[LEFT]i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special"[/LEFT]
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Jan 23, 2012 11:40am
WebFire;1063001 wrote:Love this in the comments...

"[LEFT]i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special"[/LEFT]

Some people are retarded.
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Jan 23, 2012 11:41am
She's hot. Wonderful gallery of her here: http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/gallery.php?o=0&id=38587

Sorry, not vagina photos...she's fully clothed.

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Jan 23, 2012 11:42am
For you math guys..

If you hit it twice, Would that in fact be 4 times?
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WebFire
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Jan 23, 2012 11:42am
Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
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Jan 23, 2012 11:49am
WebFire;1063011 wrote:Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
This is awsome! It's like having a hotel room with 2 beds. One to play in and one to **** in...
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Jan 23, 2012 11:53am
WebFire;1063011 wrote:Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
From the article:
[LEFT]... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.[/LEFT]
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WebFire
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Jan 23, 2012 11:55am
SnotBubbles;1063018 wrote:From the article:
Watch the video.
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Jan 23, 2012 11:56am
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Jan 23, 2012 11:57am
SnotBubbles;1063018 wrote:From the article:
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gut
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Jan 23, 2012 4:19pm
I would think, for health reasons, she have to get one set of tubes tied.

If your swimmers make the wrong turn, you'd never be able to knock her up. "Oh shit, the condom broke"....Don't worry, only 50/50 she gets pregnant.

On the other hand, she'd be tough to satisfy. Most guys can't find 1 g-spot and she has two!
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BAMABUCK
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Jan 23, 2012 5:25pm
Sweet story...Very intersting.Too bad she turned down porn offer.
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Jan 23, 2012 6:15pm
Gross.

Pretty sad that this idea was probably the highlight of one's day. Mine was looking at my bank account and wondering how much longer until I can join the multi millionaires club.
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Jan 23, 2012 6:48pm
I've banged way hotter chicks with two vaginas.

/sleeper'd
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Jan 23, 2012 7:03pm
sleeper;1063383 wrote:Gross.

Pretty sad that this idea was probably the highlight of one's day. Mine was looking at my bank account and wondering how much longer until I can join the multi millionaires club.
That was your highlight? Eh, to each their own, but I'd think that for most people, finding out they'd have to scrimp and save for 591 lifetimes to be a multi-millionaire would be really depressing.
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Jan 23, 2012 7:05pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1063416 wrote:I've banged way hotter chicks with two vaginas.

/sleeper'd
I thought that was more /SQ'd. Since I'm pretty sure he's the one that's had sex with gazillions of women hotter than any model, movie star, etc.
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Jan 23, 2012 8:06pm
Heretic;1063422 wrote:I thought that was more /SQ'd. Since I'm pretty sure he's the one that's had sex with gazillions of women hotter than any model, movie star, etc.
Sleeper begs to differ
sleeper;1052304 wrote:I'd do her. But there are way more attractive women in my life currently, including a lot of girls I'm not involved with.
sleeper;1062753 wrote:I wouldn't bang any of these chicks. I can bang better looking women by just tripping on the sidewalk at Ohio State.
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gut
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Jan 23, 2012 10:58pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1063416 wrote:I've banged way hotter chicks with penises.
Fixed
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Jan 23, 2012 11:10pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1063475 wrote:Sleeper begs to differ
To be fair, I wouldn't bang any of the girls in that thread either.
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Jan 24, 2012 10:06am
GOONx19;1063581 wrote:To be fair, I wouldn't bang any of the girls in that thread either.
right
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Jan 24, 2012 10:18am
^ Lol. You think I'm joking? The best looking girl is a 5, at best.