Devils Advocate
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Jan 20, 2012 3:07pm
Please do not redicule or slam me. it is how I was brought up.
I come from a long line of booger eaters. My parents and grand parents for generations have been booger eaters.
One of my first memories is one from my earlier childhood. I couldn't have been more than 3 or 4. I was with my parents and a bunch of their friends at our weekly booger eating meeting at the booger eating monument. I saw my dad pick a dandy from his left nostril with his right index finger. What a dandy it was! It was a solid one incher that was gooey on one side and crusty on the other. It may of had a hair or two ( I just can't remember)
He admired it in the firelight and promtly popped it into his mouth. The Booger crowd cheered " we are blessed with the gift of the booger! What others might throw away in a handkerchief, we will satisfy our hunger"
As I found out later, This wonderful Psalm came from the Book of Greenies, Part of the collection of the Dead Sea Snots, passed down from generation to generation, and Cannonized by the Amazing Kerchew about 1500 years or so ago.
So please do not judge me by my actions, I believe that this is a behavior than was either genetically inherited, or was forced upon me by indoctrination. But I have faith that this is a way to better myself and live a happy and fulfilling life.
And I believe that you too can be part of the greenie cult. It only takes a little faith, a little courage and a couple boogers, and you too can be part of somthing bigger, slimey and delicious.
You might think this is a religion, But itsnot.
I come from a long line of booger eaters. My parents and grand parents for generations have been booger eaters.
One of my first memories is one from my earlier childhood. I couldn't have been more than 3 or 4. I was with my parents and a bunch of their friends at our weekly booger eating meeting at the booger eating monument. I saw my dad pick a dandy from his left nostril with his right index finger. What a dandy it was! It was a solid one incher that was gooey on one side and crusty on the other. It may of had a hair or two ( I just can't remember)
He admired it in the firelight and promtly popped it into his mouth. The Booger crowd cheered " we are blessed with the gift of the booger! What others might throw away in a handkerchief, we will satisfy our hunger"
As I found out later, This wonderful Psalm came from the Book of Greenies, Part of the collection of the Dead Sea Snots, passed down from generation to generation, and Cannonized by the Amazing Kerchew about 1500 years or so ago.
So please do not judge me by my actions, I believe that this is a behavior than was either genetically inherited, or was forced upon me by indoctrination. But I have faith that this is a way to better myself and live a happy and fulfilling life.
And I believe that you too can be part of the greenie cult. It only takes a little faith, a little courage and a couple boogers, and you too can be part of somthing bigger, slimey and delicious.
You might think this is a religion, But itsnot.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 20, 2012 3:11pm
Did your father share his boogies with you?
ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 3:13pm
Devils Advocate
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Jan 20, 2012 3:17pm
No, Unfortunately, my father has passed on to the greeny pastures.said_aouita;1060361 wrote:Did your father share his boogies with you?
ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 3:19pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jan 20, 2012 3:21pm
He left you guys to work on a farm?Devils Advocate;1060367 wrote:No, Unfortunately, my father has passed on to the greeny pastures.
ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2012 3:22pm
4cards
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Jan 20, 2012 3:35pm
...my cat eats her boogers too!
Devils Advocate
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Jan 20, 2012 4:04pm
No, he actually bought the farm.ZWICK 4 PREZ;1060375 wrote:He left you guys to work on a farm?
Devils Advocate
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Jan 20, 2012 4:06pm
I might petition the state for a Booger Eaters plate.
Devils Advocate
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Jan 20, 2012 4:10pm
this is hotter!ernest_t_bass;1060373 wrote:
password
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Jan 20, 2012 7:49pm
Booger eating must be the new rage , even Jennifer Lopez likes to snack on them.
Next time a girl ask you if you to join her and her girlfriend
in a threesome, be prepared to eat boogers.
Next time a girl ask you if you to join her and her girlfriend
in a threesome, be prepared to eat boogers.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jan 21, 2012 2:21pm
Here, munch on this one:
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Steel Valley Football
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Jan 21, 2012 2:21pm
I embedded that or so I thought.
password
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Jan 21, 2012 2:58pm
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 21, 2012 3:00pm
Steel Valley Football;1061085 wrote:Here, munch on this one:
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What the hell was that? Damn.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jan 21, 2012 4:31pm
Oh so he has mexicans working for him.Devils Advocate;1060406 wrote:No, he actually bought the farm.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jan 22, 2012 12:10pm
ernest_t_bass;1061141 wrote:What the hell was that? Damn.
Pure nose evil. Maybe the remnants of massive coke binge, not sure.
Iliketurtles
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Jan 22, 2012 6:38pm
Holy shit that thing was massive.
THE4RINGZ
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Jan 22, 2012 7:18pm
I sneezed the other day and out popped a booger the size of a fifty cent piece. I wasn't curious to check the flavor.
password
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Jan 22, 2012 8:19pm
Did you save it for Devils Advocate?THE4RINGZ;1062379 wrote:I sneezed the other day and out popped a booger the size of a fifty cent piece. I wasn't curious to check the flavor.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 23, 2012 1:03am
Any good nasal mucus yield to tell us about? All this crazy weather, figured it would be about harvest season.