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Dr Winston O'Boogie

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Jan 5, 2012 11:28 AM
Well it seems as if the campaigning is not really necessary. That's because the GOP nominee has already been identified by God. The Big Man decided that the best thing for him to do was to tell Pat Robertson on the condition that Pat keep it a secret for now. As you will see, God was also very explicit to Pat about the problems with the Obama administration and the coming economic meltdown.

Thankfully we have this living conduit who allows us to get direct quotes from the Almighty. Bless you Pat. Now where do I send my money?

http://blog.chron.com/rickperry/2012/01/pat-robertson-said-god-told-him-who-the-next-president-will-be/
Jan 5, 2012 11:28am
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Jan 5, 2012 11:41 AM
You stupid fuck.
Jan 5, 2012 11:41am
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Jan 5, 2012 11:46 AM
classic response by a religious nut..."oh god told me, but i can't tell you what he said until after it's decided"
Jan 5, 2012 11:46am
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Jan 5, 2012 12:00 PM
Pat Robertson must have heard about the dude predicting the end of the world last year or whenever and decided "FUCK DAT! I'll show the people how a real nutjob handles shit!"
Jan 5, 2012 12:00pm
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Jan 5, 2012 1:56 PM
-Society-;1039739 wrote:You stupid ****.
Pat or me?
Jan 5, 2012 1:56pm
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Jan 5, 2012 3:43 PM
Dr Winston O'Boogie;1039955 wrote:Pat or me?
Both.
Jan 5, 2012 3:43pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:26 PM
-Society-;1040132 wrote:Both.
+1

This thread is why we have a politics forum--which I avoid like the plague.
Jan 5, 2012 4:26pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:28 PM
God doesn't give a fuck who the nominee is. The bankers choose the nominee and the media carries out their orders to make it happen.
Jan 5, 2012 4:28pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:40 PM
GoPens;1040173 wrote:+1

This thread is why we have a politics forum--which I avoid like the plague.
The topic isn't really political in nature. The topic is crazy ass Pat.
Jan 5, 2012 4:40pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:41 PM
-Society-;1040132 wrote:Both.
Okay. Great contribution Professor Hawking.
Jan 5, 2012 4:41pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:42 PM
Dr Winston O'Boogie;1040195 wrote:The topic isn't really political in nature. The topic is crazy ass Pat.
The title of your own thread, you dumbass:
[h=2]Republican Nominee and Other Future Happenings[/h]
Jan 5, 2012 4:42pm
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Jan 5, 2012 4:43 PM
-Society-;1040201 wrote:The title of your own thread, you dumbass:

If you are unable to see that the purpose of the thread was to make fun of Robertson as opposed to debating the merits of the Republican candidates, than I don't know what to do for you.
Jan 5, 2012 4:43pm
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Jan 5, 2012 5:48 PM
Wrong forum. Reported OP
Jan 5, 2012 5:48pm
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Jan 5, 2012 8:12 PM
I'd never vote for someone who admits hearing voices in their head.
Jan 5, 2012 8:12pm
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Jan 5, 2012 9:10 PM
dlazz;1040271 wrote:Wrong forum. Reported OP
Lol
Jan 5, 2012 9:10pm