Source: U.S. to merge with Canada

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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jan 4, 2012 5:29pm
One of my very reliable sources in the White House told me that the U.S. has accepted an offer to merge with Canada.

More info to come.
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dwccrew
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Jan 4, 2012 5:31pm
Cool, free healthcare.
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Jan 4, 2012 5:35pm
Cool, poutine
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said_aouita
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Jan 4, 2012 5:41pm
Sweet! I can't wait until St Paris get The Beer Store!
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sherm03
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Jan 4, 2012 5:57pm
Who do you think the USA (united states of america) will fair?
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Heretic
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Jan 4, 2012 6:00pm
I don't know that I like this. In 2011, we at this site were able to determine what a true USA American is. What if this big merge has some affect on that? What will we do?
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Jan 4, 2012 6:04pm
Heretic;1038996 wrote:I don't know that I like this. In 2011, we at this site were able to determine what a true USA American is. What if this big merge has some affect on that? What will we do?
We'd all become Canericans.
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Glory Days
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Jan 4, 2012 6:56pm
America and America jr together!
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gerb131
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Jan 4, 2012 6:59pm
I haven't learned Spanish yet!!!!!!
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ts1227
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Jan 4, 2012 7:06pm
gorocks99;1038980 wrote:Cool, poutine
:thumbup: Now all I want to do is go to the Flying Saucer in Niagara Falls.
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Jan 4, 2012 7:35pm
Does this mean they'll finally serve booze in full nude strip clubs again?
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Jan 4, 2012 7:37pm
said_aouita;1039067 wrote:Does this mean they'll finally serve booze in full nude strip clubs again?
No, Ohio will still suck and their politicians will continue to be bought off by that ultraconservative "family values" group in Cinicnnati
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Jan 4, 2012 7:57pm
ts1227;1039068 wrote:No, Ohio will still suck and their politicians will continue to be bought off by that ultraconservative "family values" group in Cinicnnati

Yep...people in Cincinnati suck big time.....
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Jan 4, 2012 8:00pm
No more passports when I visit Windsor??
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Jan 4, 2012 8:02pm
Ive been saying for years now that they're will be an North American Union
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enigmaax
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Jan 4, 2012 8:27pm
Dr.Pizza;1039097 wrote:Ive been saying for years now that they're will be an North American Union
Fo rel?
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enigmaax
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Jan 4, 2012 8:28pm
believer;1038997 wrote:We'd all become Canericans.
Fuck that. This Canuckian ain't changin for no one.
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Jan 4, 2012 8:42pm
Dr.Pizza;1039097 wrote:Ive been saying for years now that they're will be an North American Union
Link?
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Jan 4, 2012 9:01pm
chicago510;1039138 wrote:Link?
Dr.Pizza;1039097 wrote:One day there's going to be a North American Union
Happy?
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said_aouita
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Jan 4, 2012 9:42pm
believer;1038997 wrote:We'd all become Canericans.
Does that mean they'll do yard work and get maple syrup from trees? Or is that Canicans?
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Jan 4, 2012 10:11pm
Don't fuck with Canada....their symbol is a leaf! You piss them off and they'll get fired up and.....um....rustle.
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Jan 4, 2012 10:38pm
Looks like our beer is about to get significantly better.
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Jan 5, 2012 5:39am
ccrunner609;1039208 wrote:Better then Mexericans
Canericans in Californification, Arizona, New Mexerica, Texerica, and Florida are already Mexericans.
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Tiernan
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Jan 5, 2012 11:10am
SW FL between Jan 1 and April 1 should be called "Little Ontario" anyway. And they can't play golf worth a fick.
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Jan 5, 2012 11:13am
ts1227;1039068 wrote:No, Ohio will still suck and their politicians will continue to be bought off by that ultraconservative "family values" group in Cinicnnati
What is this group? The city government is almost exclusively democrat after this last election and it pisses me right off.