Now, I was thinking of releasing these to People and US Weekly, but I am going to make them available on Freehuddle!

A little background: I first saw Tiger on TV in 2001 and have been enchanted ever since. He is talk, dark, and handsome just as I am. And he likes to play hard to get, which I like in a man (though I am not gay).

Our sexting affair started nearly a year and a half ago.

June 26, 6:34 a.m.
TheRapist Sasquatch (TRS): you up tiger? i like to wake up with some coffee and tiger loving
Tiger: um, who is this?

June 27, 12:21 p.m.
TRS: tiger, seen on sportscenter right now. question--you ever taken a sasquatch?
Tiger: stop contacting me
TRS: ever been with a sasquatch and a golf club? use your imagination
Tiger: STOP TEXTING ME. I will call the police

July 14, 3:32 p.m.
TRS: should i shave before you come over/ i am a very hair sasquatch

July 14, 3:33 p.m.
TRS: TIGER???

Nice Chesapeake