Raw Dawgin' it;1304253 wrote:the show needs to die off. Season one at least had them compete is challenges. Screw team format, it should be survivor style. Have a challenge, people who come in last fight.
Yeah, it says a lot when the only episodes that are remotely entertaining are the ones with two fights, because at least you don't get to watch the 500th version of "View the Dumbasses in Home Life". Since you just basically get this over and over and over again.
1. I have a girlfriend and small child that may be being born while I'm here and I'm miserable but doing it for them! When I lose (and I will), There. Will. Be. Tears. (even though, by virtue of making the house, as long as I didn't piss Dana off, I'll still get a multi-fight deal).
2. I am a social retard who flips out at everything. I also lose in either the first or second round. Depending on if my first round opponent has ability.
3. I'm Kimbo Slice. People have heard of me. Even though I suck, every single show-ending promo for next week will hint that I may be allowed to resume the competition, because no one's watching to see those other guys. That barely discolored black eye one of my housemates has? For all you know, it's a flesh-eating bacteria and I'll be replacing him! TUNE IN FUCKERS!!!!
4. I'm the serious guy that's in it to win it. No pranks or anything resembling personality from this intense, joyless robot! Be surprised if I'm still in it by the semifinals. Sure, I'm the best guy in the house, but you've only seen me in the ring and in the background because I never do anything camera-worthy, so you've probably forgotten I exist.